An old enemy is an old enemy, and an old enemy cannot become a wife!
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As the right minister who entered the officialdom at a young age, Xi You had a mortal enemy who was always against him - Major General Yu Suzhou.
After being made dizzy by Yu Suzhou's anger for countless times, Xi You sulked and accidentally opened a notebook of conversations between him and Yu Suzhou.
In the storybook, Yu Suzhou is his husband. He is completely obedient to him, doing everything to feed and clothe him. Except for bullying him in bed, he treats him as a spoiled wife in other aspects.
After Xi You finished reading, he became furious: I will kill the person who wrote the script! !
As a result, in an accident, Xi You lost his memory and mistakenly thought that he was the beautiful little wife in the storybook who was raised by Yu Suzhou at home.
But Xi You discovered that he had been having a cold war with her husband recently. The husband's face was not kind, and he no longer doted on him like a treasure as before.
As a qualified wife, Xi You decided to take care of her husband again - go fishing!
He met Yu Suzhou in a restaurant, threw himself into his arms and called him husband.
My husband was stiff and his heartbeat was so fast.
Yu Suzhou: "Master Xi, what kind of fun is this?"
Xi You looked at her husband's hesitant expression and thought that he didn't love her that much anymore, so he felt lonely for a day.
The next day he figured it out and decided to give her husband a child to tie her husband's heart.
So he took off his clothes, took Yu Suzhou to the bed, untied his belt, and coaxed him in a soft voice: "Husband, can we perform the courtesy of Duke Zhou?"
Yu Suzhou looked at his formerly cold and unsmiling old enemy, now his delicate and soft wife, and felt that he still had to have some morals.
As a result, Xi You called him husband again the next second
Yu Suzhou: Damn your morality! I won't bully anyone who is going to bully the enemy who comes to my door!
What follows is a series of storybook contents.
A month later, Xi You accidentally fell into the water. When he woke up, the eyes he looked at his "husband" were no longer so affectionate.
On the contrary, it is a bit cold.
Xi You recalled being a wife to Yu Suzhou this month and felt a little tempted to die.
As a result, something even more wishful to die happened.
——The doctor on the side said: "It's Hua Mai. Congratulations, madam, you are pregnant as you wished!"
Xi You thought of the daily life of his beloved wife for more than a month, and then touched the little naughty child in his belly, and was so angry that he passed away.
Small theater
Yu Suzhou was thinking about the scene in the storybook where the protagonists fell in love with each other, "Ah, that official held his wife, not caring about her crying, just... He didn't know what the world is..."
Xi You was pinned down by him, holding back his cry: "Don't read anymore..."
Yu Suzhou threw the book of words away, "I've memorized them all. These words require a night of human relations. Madam, let me give it a try."
Immediately afterwards, there is another paragraph of text.
① Double cleansing, handsome and beautiful feeling, cold, sick and weak feeling (when you have amnesia, it is the beauty feeling of fishing type)
②The child yells at his parents (the author's xp cannot be shaken)
③Sand sculpture cookies
Intention: love