Ye Huixue, the best idiot in the world of cultivation, did two earth-shattering things after passing through the book:
One is to get lucky and ascend in place of the Sword Master.
The second was bad luck. The temple he was guarding burned down.
After becoming an immortal for only one day, he was kicked down the well of reincarnation by the Emperor of Heaven. He was reincarnated for three lives, and he accurately bumped into the cold-faced deity:
In the first life, he turned into a birdman and flew smoothly in the sky, but was shot down by the sword master with an arrow;
In the second life, he turned into a snake spirit, hid in a cave, and was carried away by the sword master;
In the third life, this time, he finally became a human being! Unexpectedly, the body is a chaotic body. It is a crime for an ordinary man to carry a jade without any guilt!
Not surprisingly, he became the master's preparation, and was easily killed by the sword master.
Ye Huixue's eyes were filled with tears: "Sword Master, please listen to my explanation!"
The Sword Lord lowered his eyes and sneered: "What a nonsense! Explain how you support me? Or explain that you are... Particularly suitable for making cauldrons now?"
Ye Huixue rushed forward decisively, hugged his waist tightly, and blurted out: "I have eighteen martial arts skills, I can relieve boredom and change my face..."
The Sword Master glanced at him: "Oh? Change now!"
"Swish!" Ye Huixue used the unique skill of Peking Opera to change his face and watched the sword master's face slowly turn black.
In desperation, he spoke unabashedly: "I'm white and beautiful, I can work in the hall and in the kitchen, and I'm good at serving people... It's much more cost-effective to be a sweetheart than to be a stove!"
The Sword Master carefully looked at him inside and out, and said in a dangerous voice: "It's a good idea."
Later, Ye Huixue was tempered from the inside out until she was charred on the outside and tender on the inside! But he could only hold his waist and grit his teeth!
2. Xingji Hui, the first volume king in the world of cultivation, was about to ascend after a hundred years of hard training, but was intercepted by a mortal descended from heaven.
This bastard reincarnated for three lives, teased him for three lives, and finally lay in his arms and said with a wink that he wanted to be a sweetheart.
He pinched the opponent's chin and finally accepted his fate: "It's a pity to have a furnace. It's just right to be a sweet wife."
#Hard-tongued, soft-hearted and black-bellied
1. Easy and sweet, 1v1-HE
2. Funny daily life, defeating monsters and upgrading, saving people and rescuing people in distress are just easy things.
3. We are all our own people. It makes no difference whether you become an immortal or I become an immortal!
(The text was revised on January 11, 2026|Screenshot for storage)
Intention: Hold your thighs and survive in desperate situations