A straight man who is dedicated to cultivating Buddhism and an innocent man x a scheming Chacha, a sweet and soft wife
After Xie Fei Bai Qingdao graduated, he traveled across time and started living in a different world from scratch. Fortunately, he soon met a fellow traveler - Long Aotian from this plane.
The two reached an agreement that he would accompany Long Aotian through the plot in exchange for Long Aotian's luck.
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I went to cancel the engagement, but there was no cancellation, and the bride turned out to be eight men.
Outrageous. Insolent and immoral!
He didn't want to see his brother suffer, so he drew his sword to snatch the marriage, and ran away with the person who was knocked out by the medicine on his back.
Unexpectedly, Long Aotian woke up and fell limply in his arms: "Help, help me... There..."
Xie Feibai stretched out his hand and carefully tapped a few acupuncture points: "Unblock the meridians, soothe the mind, activate blood circulation and remove blood clots. What else have I just mentioned?"
"..."
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Going to the secret realm to pick up the treasure, the big demon suppressed Long Aotian, and he was willing to hand over the treasure only after a moment of love.
Ridiculous. Bad thoughts!
He couldn't see that the demon was not a demon, so he drew his sword to kill him, and escorted the frustrated Long Aotian to obtain the secret treasure, a secret book handed down from generation to generation.
Unexpectedly, that night, Long Aotian shyly invited him into the room: "This magical skill needs help, can we practice it together?"
Before starting, Xie Feibai curiously asked: "I forgot to mention, can I also practice the ruthless way?"
"..."
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Being recruited by the mysterious sect, I accidentally encountered a certain immortal who wanted to force Long Aotian to practice the magical skill, and also wanted to make him into a cauldron and pass it down from generation to generation.
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I¥@. Grass#*%#!
He couldn't bear to see the beast pretending to be a human being, so he drew his sword to realize the Tao, broke the formation and took the injured Long Aotian back to his hometown at the top of the Nine Heavens.
How did you know that Long Aotian was soaking in the cold spring to recuperate, and he was pulling him to prevent him from leaving: "This spring is so cold, but you are warm..."
Xie Feibai raised his eyebrows and showed off a trick, which heated up the spring water. He was full of energy: "It's awesome, this is called Yanhuo Jue."
"..."
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When the two of them came out of seclusion again, there were jackals, tigers and leopards in front of them, and there were cows, demons and snakes behind them, all trying to compete with him for the luck of being a proud dragon, but it was a pity that they were all just dreaming.
Until one day, Long Aotian came to fulfill his original promise and share his luck. However, it was rumored that there were three steps:
The first step is to bloom a winter plum. "We are bound by luck to get married... It's freezing and snowy, so sudden... Fortunately, I wasn't unprepared."
The second step, the peach blossoms bloom. "The transfer of luck actually requires skin-to-skin contact... A kiss on the mouth? Oh, a kiss on the eyelids... Is this enough..."
The third step is, what kind of flowers bloom? "Why wasn't I the one who said I was happy that day? What are you pretending to be... And you dare to run away."
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The protagonist of the novel Hua Shi, Shen Yizhi, was originally Long Aotian, but he was framed and fell into the clouds. However, he unexpectedly met an extraordinary person, the Immortal God who was struck dumb by lightning.
It must be God's mercy, and he will not let this opportunity go.
Even if Long Aotian has lost his sword, even if he has lost his luck, he still has to follow that vine——
Climb to the top step by step.
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But Aotian didn't expect it to come up. Even this vine was still clinging tightly.
Note: 1v1, double clean, he
2026.2.12 16:57
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