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After Xie Li went to college, he still couldn't cure his insomnia.
The strangest thing is that the dream you had the night before will come true the next day.
But it's only the second before something bad happens that I remember the things in my dream.
The battery car that was unlocked was broken, and I didn't remember it until after it was unlocked; there was a person who was lazy and didn't participate in the group assignment, and he didn't remember it until he became the team leader; his roommate was broken-hearted, drank with his mouth open, and cried bitterly—only then did he remember that his roommate would spit on his bed if he opened his mouth.
When I turned around, I had indeed vomited.
For Xie Li, this can only be regarded as a small trouble in life. After all, this incident can only be regarded as his bad luck.
Who would have imagined that the moment he bumped into his roommate, he would see——
His ankles were held up by his roommate on his waist. The blushing roommate lowered his head and moved closer, suddenly about to kiss her.
Broad daylight! In public!
He struggled hard, and his roommate chuckled helplessly in his ears:
"Xie Li, please be reasonable."
? Who can tell him what to do next second! ! !
"I'm not gay...!"
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Even after Chu Yuyan went to college, he couldn't change his habit of sleeping too deeply.
He asked a roommate in the dormitory who always got up very early to wake him up. The roommate was a nice person, but he was in poor health and suffered from low blood sugar.
One day, he had just finished running around campus and was going to the cafeteria to eat when he bumped into his dizzy roommate on the way.
My roommate seemed to have fallen badly and couldn't get up for a long time. It looked like he hadn't eaten breakfast again.
Chu Yuyan had no choice but to pull up his ankle, which he suspected was sprained, to check. His stunned roommate didn't respond.
He stepped forward to check but was kicked.
He gritted his teeth and said, "Xie Li, please be reasonable... I'm kind enough to help..."
The person in front of him was extremely frightened, and he squeezed out a few words from his throat:
"... I'm not gay!"
Huh? ? ? ! ! Who is gay! !
Gao Ling's flower mouth is disgusting with the body, straight attack x self strategy, boring straight man's sex
"Accidents are real, and so is love."
The copy was screenshotted on February 11, 2026
Intention: Face life bravely!
