Absurd Paradise [Infinite]

When Chen Zui was pulled into the game world, he was completely confused. Who can tell him why playing a game in the dormitory will actually lead him to the game world! It's still a damn escape game, the kind that really kills people! In desperation, Chen Zui had an idea and disguised himself as a newly appointed housekeeper's assistant to break into the enemy's interior to get information. However, his immediate superior, the chief steward of Hot Spring Villa, seemed to dislike him as a newcomer. Chen Zui was called upon to do the work of washing dishes and wiping dishes. Give the dungeon boss a massage and ask Chen Zui by name. Even the work of collecting the corpses had to be done by Chen Zui himself! ! Effective clues are those that don't know anything about them, and being lazy and slippery is the best. What use is there for this kind of NPC? ! Chen Zui: Damn NPC, I will remember you. After leaving the first dungeon alive, Chen was immersed in the joy of escaping from death and temporarily forgot about the damn butler. As a result, he saw a familiar face in the game lobby. Butler: What are you looking at? Have you lost your memory? Chen Zui: "!" This guy is actually a player? ! ... Copywriting from Su Munan's perspective—— As a workaholic, Su Munan has never played any games on the market and has no idea about these entertainment projects. As a result, with the unlucky attribute bursting out, he had a big accident in the dungeon as soon as he entered the game world, and he was forced to pretend to be an NPC to try to save the plot. Then he met a very loud guy. This person made trouble when he was looking for clues, yelled at him when he was sleeping, and even talked to him when he couldn't sleep. At first, Su Munan thought that Chen Zui didn't do it on purpose. After all, he was the one who pretended to be the NPC first. Isn't it normal for Chen Zui to want to pry open the NPC's mouth? Later, Su Munan discovered that he was wrong. Chen is really annoying. - Under the dim light, Chen Zui lay on the bed, lit a cigarette, and thought about the comments while smoking: "Mr. Su, your skills need to be improved, but I also understand. After all, you used to be a workaholic, and it's normal that you don't have time to understand this. But it doesn't matter. I won't dislike you because of this. After all, I love you so much, but we can reduce it appropriately in the future -" Su Munan on the side closed his eyes, snatched away his cigarette, gritted his teeth and said: "... It's not over, right? Come again." Chen Zui: "!" Cheerful and cheerful, he talks a lot but is thoughtful, hot on the outside and cold on the inside. His acting skills are superb~ The flower of the high mountain cherishes the words like gold, but the Internet speed of the elderly is struggling to keep up with the trend ~ Small tip: 1. This article's cp is Su Munan, the double arrow is extremely thick, 1v1 2. Plot flow, fictional background, without any prototype 3. I'll add more when I think of it Copy progress: Hot Spring Villa(Completed) Status: Servant Task: Complete the renovation of the hot spring villa within seven days #Clean the glass during the day and clean the toilet at night. Have you worked today# National Competition(Completed) Status: Contestant "Please, viewers, pick up the voting machines in your hands and vote for the player you picked~" # Full-level college students should fully develop their moral, intellectual, physical, artistic, and physical skills! ! ! # Weiling TownIn progress... Status: Resident Task: Eat as much as you work, and it is strictly forbidden to get something for nothing! ! ! #Have you ever fought for a bite of rice# Preview: Prison No. 19 Identity: criminal You eat well and sleep soundly in prison. As a criminal, what objections do you have? #This inmate, do you want to escape from prison together? City of Sin Identity: patient, resident "The patient's condition will worsen if he doesn't take medicine!" "It is against the rules for residents not to wear masks!" #Randomly stop a passerby and guess whether he is a patient or a resident# Loading... Let's give a pre-collection——"Tonight there is a " Yin Chang'an, a poor man, lives by telling fortunes for others every day. When he can hardly afford to eat, he suddenly discovers that the young master of the Ji family in the capital is dead. The head of the Ji family recruits a daughter-in-law for his son who has just grown up and has not yet married, and is rewarded with a thousand taels of gold. Requirements: Female, alive. Yin Changan put on women's clothes and rushed into Ji's house. He lay down in the double coffin contentedly with the gold in his arms, and said affectionately to the bones beside him: "Husband, you and I will not blame me if we are a couple." Yin Changan blew a kiss, kicked off the coffin lid, and ran away with the gold in his arms. Then—— "Madam, it's a night of flowers and candles in the bridal chamber, are you going to abandon your husband?" A strange male voice suddenly appeared in Ji Shangshi's ear. Yin Changan: "..." Fuck. A month later, the overwhelmed Yin Changan knelt in front of his master and cried: "Master, my disciple is haunted by a lonely ghost. Please help me send him away!" The master sympathized with Yin Changan's experience and cast a spell to send the soul of the young master of the Ji family to reincarnation. Thousands of years later—— The master said to Yin Changan: "Disciple, if you want to go further in your cultivation, you need to resolve the cause and effect of this thousand years ago... But no matter how you look at this hexagram, it looks like a marriage?" Yin Changan: "..." Retribution has come. In desperation, Yin Changan had to find the reincarnated young master of the Ji family and find a way to resolve the cause and effect. Anyway, the young master of the Ji family doesn't remember him. Let him drift away with the dark history of making money and running away. So, after a thousand years, Yin Changan stood in front of Ji Shangshi as a neighbor and said with a smile: "Hello, neighbor." Ji Shangshi's lips curled up: "Hello." My lady. Yin Changan&Ji Shangshi He loves money as much as his life, he is naughty and mischievous, but he has high magic power and is deeply loved by others. He is a dank man but he is passionate about love and brain attack. Purpose: Love life, cherish life