Crow Eunuch

It is known that most male birds, including crows, do not have external organs. Therefore, when a male crow who had been practicing for many years transformed into the world, he filled the gap of the eunuch. ———————————————————————— From being the daughter of a noble princess to being a fake, Zhao Wanqing's family was ruined overnight. Out of sympathy for his childhood sweetheart, the emperor made her a concubine in name only to ensure that she had no worries about food and clothing, but the original owner was killed by a piece of white silk. When he opened his eyes again, the core was replaced by Zhao Wanqing from modern times. The emperor was worried that she would commit suicide again and asked someone to watch her every move. Zhao Wanqing was eating while Eunuch Zhang watched. Zhao Wanqing was sleeping, and Eunuch Zhang was watching over her. Zhao Wanqing takes a bath... Eunuch Zhang: "It's hard to disobey the emperor's order." Zhao Wanqing gradually felt that something was wrong with Eunuch Zhang, who was responsible for "monitoring" her. You must know that there are fake eunuchs in novels, so she... Voyeur shower. Indeed there is nothing like that () Unexpectedly, in the spring, Eunuch Zhang suddenly wanted to sing a song with a broken gong voice, kept giving her shiny baubles, and was obsessed with combing her hair and making the bed like an obsessive-compulsive disorder. This made Zhao Wanqing, who was relieved, think of those birds: giving gifts, building nests, grooming feathers... It looked like a male bird spreading its tail! She couldn't help it anymore: "Eunuch Zhang, you really look like a bird." His respectful answer was mixed with a hint of sharpness: "The queen is joking. I also heard that someone seemed to be resurrected from the dead, but in fact... The soul has long been replaced in the shell." Popular science knowledge: The courtship behavior of crows is complicated, but mating only lasts for a few seconds, and relies only on vaginal contact. Therefore, although the male protagonist is a fake eunuch, it is no different from the real one, or even worse than the real one () and there is reproductive isolation. Of course, humans and crows cannot have children. All in all, it's a story about a fake eunuch and a real person. It's a brainless novel. Concept: Likes attract