It's supposed to be a system that creates the perfect canary.
But why was it finally bound to a dying stray peony parrot?
Little Peony was confused. There seemed to be something extra in her body. A strange voice sounded in her head, saying it was the canary system.
"Chirp!"
"I'm not a canary, I'm a parrot."
But when she understood the mission of the so-called Canary System—it was to conquer humans—she suddenly realized that she seemed to be the chosen bird to complete this mission. Moreover, the system said that she would survive if she accepted the mission.
So, she accepted.
[Task 1: Find a financial sponsor.
She flapped her wings and accurately got into the collar of a passing woman, found a warm fold and slept comfortably.
——The task is completed.
[Task 2: Make her fall in love with you.
The little peony fluffed its feathers in her palm, fluffing itself into a fluffy bird ball. The woman in front of her immediately covered her mouth, her eyes brightened, and she carefully captured every lovely moment of hers with her mobile phone.
——The task is completed.
[Task 3: Defeat other canaries.
Little Peony pecked open the cage door skillfully, flew to the cockatiel's cage next door, and pecked the air next to his head hard!
Xuanfeng was so frightened that he flew around in the cage.
——The task is completed.
Task 4: Running with the ball makes her regret it.
One day, the little peony laid a small egg by herself.
When the woman saw it, she first exclaimed, and then she picked up the egg at a loss, and hurriedly searched online: "What should I do if the parrot lays an egg?", And then hurriedly prepared water-soluble calcium for her, mumbling: "It's all my fault for not paying attention to your situation. What should you do if the egg gets stuck?"
——Mission accomplished!
"Chirp! I am indeed a gifted canary!" Little Peony said proudly.
Now, she stands proudly on the top of the cabinet at the highest point in the room, overlooking the whole situation. She nimbly dodged the bird-stick that the woman swung at (trying to stop her from demolishing the house), and then angrily pecked the chandelier, completely regardless of whether there was any place in the room that she had not been to before.
Her eyes fell back on the furious woman below. This human had touched her back, accepted her feathers, and laid eggs for her. According to parrot standards, they were already a couple!
There was a hint of pity in Little Peony's eyes.
This human being cannot fly, has no feathers, and is a bald monkey. How pitiful.
From now on, let me, little Peony, take care of her!
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Lin Fengchun adopted a peony parrot on his way to get off work.
Brought a lot of excitement to her ordinary life.
The parrot was picked up during the Hua Chao Festival, so it was called Hua Chao.
The parrot was a little cautious when he first came home. It restores the original appearance of the flying vise.
It bites people to scare birds, and will randomly select a piece of furniture to bite.
Lin Fengchun wanted to get angry, but the little peony parrot looked really good. It must have been bitten by an unknown bird with a big mouth. It was definitely not our little peony.
But later, waves of owls came to her home. They knocked on her window with letters in their mouths, and delivered a notice saying that Hua Chao was actually a goblin.
Lin Fengchun: Huh?
Hello, please don't keep peony parrots
Mission: Caring for birds and paying attention to environmental protection
