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There is no good list recently, and the number of words is only v. The full text has been saved, please feel free to eat fungi. The girl who pretends to be a pig and eats the tiger✖️Vicious tongue, narcissistic and romantic Bailian 1V1 SC HE Easily write a road story with big imagination [Blackwater River copy is now available and furry online] Mushroom case investigationRevenge and slap in the facePairing of meat and vegetablesDouble strong performanceBoth lose their horses — She, a mycologist, dressed as a little eunuch, appeared to be greedy for life and afraid of death, but she was always willing to flatter others. In fact, he used mushrooms to solve crimes, used spores to find murderers, took his furry little brother around the world, deceived the silly Baitian system, used mycelium to build the wildest intelligence network, and carried everyone. I originally thought it was a script about keeping my fate, but I ended up meeting a sycophant with a lingering ghost. When they met for the first time, he took an aphrodisiac, held her in his arms, and asked with blurred eyes: "Tell me, when it comes to stealing people, is it better to do it secretly or openly?" Her: Sir, I think it would be better not to steal. He smiled brightly and said: "I think it would be good to steal from you." When they met for the second time, she was accused of having an affair and causing a filthy mess in the harem. But she fell into his arms. He lowered his head, feeling satisfied: "Have you finally thrown yourself into my arms? Very good, your kidneys are good!" Her: I'm not! I don't! Don't talk nonsense! When they met for the third time, she accidentally broke into the bedroom and ruined his good relationship with the emperor. He was disheveled and held her hand, affectionately saying: "Every time when I am at my most shameful, you just happen to appear. This is fate." She: Sir, the strange fate is inevitable! He held hands and looked at each other with tears in his eyes: "You broke through my affair, and I broke into your daughter's body. From now on, I am yours." Her: Meow meow meow? Later he held her in his arms and gritted his teeth: "It's okay if you plant mushrooms on my head, why do you plant mushrooms on my heart?" — She dressed as a eunuch and just wanted to survive. Until she discovered that the fastest way to decompose corpses was a small mushroom. Therefore, snow leopards regicide, female ghosts seeking their lives, genocide, human sacrifice... All became the information in her mycelium. She silently spread out a little-known network, preparing to lay the foundation for salvation before the collapse of China. But she didn't expect that the sycophant with a venomous tongue would always come to touch her. She ran away, he chased her, but she couldn't fly. She was timid, he laughed, and she hated him so much. She drooled at the guard, who sent people to guard the border overnight. Later, she personally exposed his heinous crimes in court. He confessed, but when he was being taken away, he bowed down in front of everyone: "Those little mushrooms of yours..." "Actually, I poured the water secretly." This is a story about growth, redemption and eradicating evil. Daily Small Theater1 Him: "Are your mushrooms poisonous?" She said: "It's not poisonous, I just tell the truth after eating it." He: "Then you give me one to eat." She chewed: "Sir, you are so handsome today." The tips of his ears turned red: "... You are indeed plotting something against me." Her: Meow meow meow? Daily Small Theater2 She held up his diary and recited: "She smiled at me today, and she must have been pleased with me... That day I was just laughing at you for being drunk and squatting in the toilet to count the little people!" His face turned red and he tried to calm down, but his tail waggled like a whirlwind: "That... That's also a smile! Laughter is the beginning of heartbeat!" Daily Small Theater3 At the beginning of winter, sit around the stove and cook hot pot. She chewed: "Sir, cook some more harmless mushrooms." He looked shocked: "Why do centipedes harm mushrooms?" Guide to Eating Fungi: 1. Mr. And Mrs. Smith➡️A stealing couple, falling in love and killing each other. 2. It is true that the heroine grows mushrooms, and it is also true that she builds a career. 3. Two little bitter gourds in the previous life are finally as sweet as honey in this life. Intention: Even the smallest dust can mend the sky, and fireflies can illuminate the night.