
Complete 999 Ways to Die in ABO Game
在ABO游戏刷满999种死法
by Penguin at Large (在逃企鹅)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 237k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 2d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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#The air you breathed was poisoned causing you to fall into a box on the ground# #Using a lightsaber to cut a watermelon triggers the defense system and is counter-killed# #When doing radio gymnastics, I twisted my waist so much that I suffered hemiplegia# #Trying to use mental power to cook instant noodles, but the mental power went crazy and exploded# #I lost an argument with the navigation AI during autonomous driving and was locked in the cockpit and starved to death# …… Shi Jin, an eighteenth-tier anchor, has been unlocking all kinds of outrageous ways to die since playing "ABO Simulator". At first, he thought that he was about to have a sweet love life, and he determined to be a fierce A and open all the illustrated books. As a result, after entering the game, the start was called hell mode, and even the game illustrations showed death CGs. For the sake of traffic, he could only tearfully change the title of the live broadcast room to "100 Ways for Anchors to Die". He comforted himself: It doesn't matter, this game can load files infinitely, as long as the files are loaded fast enough, sadness will not be able to catch up with me! But not long after, he discovered that his various bizarre ways of death in the game had actually been made into a death collection? ! ! Shi Jin: Huh? No, I don't want to lose face? But I didn't expect that his death album would be played over one million times, and he would be called a "idiot beauty"… Shi Jin refused this title. He secretly swore: Don't deceive the poor young man, wait for me to transform into a fierce A on the spot, and surprise all of you! … Finally, with unremitting efforts (hui dang)—— Good news: He differentiated into A. Bad news: The height is an unlucky 179, and the pheromone is milky taro mud and Bobo milk... And, the imperial crown prince, the silver-haired puppy Agar, who has been chasing him, transformed into the only Enigma in the interstellar, who is 1.9 Meters tall. Shi Jin couldn't believe it. Ah? Is this reasonable? Don't you mean ABO? How did it become EABO? "ABO Simulator", you have committed a heinous crime and done a lot of harm to others! But fortunately, this E is just a paper man in the holographic game. Shi Jin comforted herself in this way. In the game, she continued to go to the sky and the earth to open the mecha, which was thrilling; outside the game, she continued to eat, sleep and raise potted plants, and the years were peaceful. … Until one time, after he died, he was just about to load the file and resurrect, but the file became invalid. The system prompted him that he had completed 999 death illustrations, making it impossible to log in to the game. Shi Jin: No... Is this logic reasonable? The legendary forced escape? What's even more outrageous is that the physical and mental strength brought about by his differentiation into Alpha in the game were brought back to reality, and he became the only Alpha on earth. ——When drinking porridge with a stainless steel spoon, you must control the strength to prevent the spoon from being crushed directly. So he lived a more careful life: he didn't want to be in the social news, he didn't want others to think he was a superman, and he didn't want to be dragged into research by a mad scientist... Until one day, news reports: An alien fleet landed on the earth, and Emperor Agar of the Solan Empire paid a friendly visit to the earth. The planet is hundreds of millions of light years away from the earth. The humans in this country are divided into three genders: Alpha, Omega, and Beta... Shi Jin: Damn, this setting is so damn familiar! Could it be that what I played before was not actually a game? After he figured it out, he felt as if he had been struck by lightning and felt guilty and regretful, walking on thin ice with trembling fear. … But what was supposed to come eventually came. That day, there was a knock on the door of his ordinary rental house. The man standing outside the door had silver hair and silver eyes and was tall. As soon as he entered the door, he pressed him against the door panel and put his cold fingertips on his neck. Shi Jin originally thought she was going to be beaten, but when she looked into Agar's eyes, she realized that this man was gloomy and paranoid, but his eyes were full of brokenness. The majestic emperor actually shed a tear in front of him. Shi Jin:...... The problem is big. First of all, this person is not a paper man, but an alien. What's even more frightening is that he seems to remember everything that happened in every previous week - including all the outrageous ways he died! ! ! This article is also known as: #playerWhy is it be again? # #I really didn't mean to escape! # #The whole internet thinks I am the chosen Omega# # Stop milking! The anchor is really not cute O# #About the fact that I rely on death highlights to increase my fans# #Unlimited reading files, easily fill up the Death Illustrated Book! ! ! # Agar × Shi Jin In the early stage, the innocent puppy, in the later stage, becomes a black paranoid wolf dog. Self-strategy. Big fierce E attack Highlight~ ☆Daily update, EABO, heartthrob, golden finger, holographic game x live broadcast x file reading x Weidihua ☆Self-cutting of leg meat, many private establishments, the only one in the whole text is Enigma ☆1v1, HE, no split or reverse, no secondary cp. ☆Height difference and body shape difference (especially referring to the adult complete body of Gong), Gong appeared in Chapter 7. ☆Sha Glyph text, the content of normal people in the text is almost 0. ☆The number of reincarnation cycles is calculated from the new save point and will not accumulate all the time. ☆The protagonist is not differentiated in the early stage, but he can pretend to be A, O, B (bushi), and the heartthrob attribute is full. Each gender of abo will have a single arrow for the protagonist, but the protagonist will not be ambiguous with multiple people at the same time, and will only attack back. ☆Save a seat, I'll add more if I think of it Intention: If you never forget it, there will be a response


Sweet words are flirting with girls. Hemming and hawing means I like it.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! This Shiche is really annoying, a whole dank man ghost. After doing such an outrageous thing, he still had the nerve to come to Jinbao, as if he was giving him a big showdown. Hug Jinbao[hug][hug]
What kind of group buying? Hahahahahahaha
"It's out of sight." This is a big bug for the author~
"Manman" is a big bug for the author~ slowly