
People, Don't Tease Snakes.
人,不许逗蛇蛇
by Red Tail Only (红尾only)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 324k Words
- Chapters
- 75
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 12h ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeLove Story
- POVBottom-Lead (Shou)
- Age18+
- Cute Pets
- Fantasy Space
- Soft Spot
- Sweet Story
- Urban
- Wealthy Family
Honours
Synopsis
🐍Pre-received and collected~"Pixel Man Raised the Wrong Wife", the copy is at the end o. O [Copywriting of this article] As the youngest and handsome attending physician at T Central Hospital, Xie Xiyan is highly praised by outsiders. But no one knew that the excessive pressure made him tense all year round, and he had a tendency to self-destruct. Until, a little snake suddenly appeared in the house. He really dislikes cold-blooded creatures like snakes. Also, he learned that snakes may be venomous. After looking into those round beady eyes for a moment, Xie Xiyan still left them. Other ways of death take up social resources. Being bitten by a snake in a dream sounds good. Very good, very ecological. On the first day he took it home, he just let it go. Hope it can fulfill its mission. On the fifth day after taking it home, Xie Xiyan placed an order for reptile food. You can't die before him. The tenth day after I bought it home was also the tenth day of insomnia. He is actually still alive! After searching for a long time, I finally found the little snake. It was coiled up like a mosquito coil and sleeping soundly. "..." Useless stuff. Xie Xiyan adjusted his mentality and didn't take it to heart. After all, snakes are cold-blooded species, and he has no feelings for any living creature. It's just that the presence of another species in the deserted home made him a little irritable, causing him to be late for work and early for get off work. Always wanted to see if it was dead. Xie Xiyan doesn't care about it. However, if I accidentally dropped some delicious food on the table, the snake would also eat it. Sometimes a popular science video is shown, and two hours later, the snake is still watching with its fingernail-sized head raised. Oh, the video, he just forgot to turn it off… Even because of Xie Xiyan's lack of concern, it boldly climbed into his bed to sleep. When you wake up in the morning, the position of the little snake will be randomly refreshed on your body. Sometimes around the neck, sometimes around the wrist, and sometimes pressed against the chest. The little snake was so heavy that he couldn't get out of bed. One day when I woke up in the morning, I found that I had become a human being. Heavier. —————————————————————— [Character] World-weary iceberg man with paralyzed face attack x lazy slap big stupid cute little snake suffer Reading Guide 1. It is similar in appearance and size to a corn snake, but it is a mutated species. Due to special reasons, it can understand human speech and will later transform into a human. 2.1V1, sc 3. Screenshot of the copy on February 8, 2026 ———————————————————————————————— ★As you pass by, don't miss Xiangxiang's pre-release of "Pixel Man Raised the Wrong Wife"★ Copywriting Qiulin lives in a village on the edge of the forest. The sun rises in the east and sets in the west. He works hard every day to grow vegetables, raise some chickens, ducks and fish, and give directions to strangers who suddenly appear. The days are dull and fulfilling, but I feel lonely occasionally. He found himself a wife. Except for disappearing at a fixed time, my wife is fine everywhere. She has fair skin, long legs and eight-pack abs. She can eat the food he cooks, help him chop wood, and catch thieves who steal vegetables on the farm. Until one day, he woke up and discovered that his wife was the number one player in the server. And he is just a pixel villain in the game, the kind who can be killed by the player's sword at any time. Things got scary. - As the most arbitrary president of Country A's technology giant group, Ling Xiao is under great pressure at work. The only way to relax every day is to go online and play a game with a high degree of freedom. He likes to look at a little pixel man. The vegetables that this NPC grows diligently every day are always stolen by novice players. Fixedly, after the pixel villain finds out, the things in his hands will fall to the ground, and an exclamation mark will appear on his head. Later, Ling Xiao fell in love with the pixel villain in the game. He kills everyone in the map copy every day, and returns to Novice Village to look for it with the blood of other NPC bosses in the game. When it sees him from a distance, it jumps up and down and calls him his wife. When it touches him, red blush pixels and pink bubbles appear on its face. But, I don't know when, the pixel villain became a little strange and stopped calling him wife. His sword is always found in the dumplings on the farm. After drinking the vegetable soup made by the pixel man himself, he wakes up and his health bar drops to only one bar. What's even stranger is that one day, the pixel man left his vegetable patch and chickens behind and ran away. In order to find him, Ling Xiao searched through all the dungeon maps, causing NPCs in the entire game to panic. - Later, all game players on the server more or less witnessed this scene: A little pixel man wearing a bamboo hat in Novice Village wanders around the game map. The attack power of this kind of peasant NPC is extremely low, so they can only stay in the novice village. Once they leave the novice village, they will be killed by other players. However, several days have passed, and still no one dares to approach this little NPC. Because behind him is the number one player in the server, with a map development rate of 99%, and a powerful boss who never fails to defeat the boss - Ling Xiao. Once, the painting style that passing players saw was this: The boss player follows him one step away, and the dialog box launches options: yes✅ or no ❌ Boss dialogue box: Baby, I'm sorry T_T, husband, I was wrong, please forgive me. The little pixel man walked away with his head down, shaking his hands quickly, and the chat box was filled with a row of red crosses: ❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌ —————————————————————— [Character] A cute and kind pixel villain who works hard every day to support his wife is attacked by x boss players Mission: Cherish life and protect animals.

It's so funny that every little snake knows how to intimidate people into their dreams [crying with laughter]
Don't look at the bad reviews about Coconut [Poor] (Coconut is a stupid beauty)
Good guy, I marked it as a cool story, and the most fun part of the whole story is actually this extra chapter. So cool, so refreshing!
Spread the flowers, this is the most fantastic, cutest and most realistic fairy tale I have seen this year. I am very happy to have come across this book. I hope to come across more good stories. See you in the next book.
I still want to eat, please give me more extras, please
Finally it's Shanlan's extra episode! [Laughing loudly][laughing loudly][laughing loudly] It's good-looking. Does the boss have any extras? [Poor] [Poor] [Poor]
So cute [glasses] [glasses] rua snake snake [orange candy] got it [orange candy] got it [purple candy] kswl little couple's daily life is so sweet
An angry back of the head
Lzy will slowly teach Shan Lan to feel love and learn to love [Spreading Flowers]
Congratulations on the completion~Spread the flowers.
This pair of cute [Lop-eared Rabbit Head] and [Orange Candy] are also cute.
Are they so close? [Shy][Shy] Shan Lan doesn't hate Lu Zhiyan that much either
Lu Zhiyan: You are my mother-in-law
I don't dare to think about what I wrote before I unlocked it (˝ᗢ̈˝)
I drank coconut water for a week, and it felt good to xyy [Shy] I'm so curious about Shan Lan's pair, cough cough for a month, who is ↑ and who is ↓ [Let me be healthy]
It seems that I can see the details in another software💛💛💛
I don't know why it's so funny. Why are you so calm? I just told you to put on some clothes before leaving. So virtuous and said it was [milk tea] [milk tea]