Archive 1——
You are the team's strictest father.
When your home team loses, you will yell at the home team: "Wox Yaoxan!"
The ball didn't go in?
One-stop service for taking screenshots and posting:
"Why don't you take advantage of such a good opportunity!?"
"How could you not score a goal that was so difficult!?"
"Is your right foot useless? You can't even enter this!?"
"When you get old, retire early!"
"Just go home and drink milk!"
"Let's play Yang Wei for the national team!"
"You're too focused on playing club football!"
The ball was scored?
Angrily slapping the thigh:
"Damn! You are blind!"
"Damn! Are your hands disabled?"
"Damn! Have you been kicked in the head like a ball?"
"Damn! Are the defenders free to eat?!"
"Damn! The coach of this lineup should get out of class early!"
But the good news is that you are a philanthropic person.
Archive 2——
Kate stood in front of the whiteboard, "I am your new coach, Kate. Please give me your advice."
"The following is the team training——
1. Strikers are not allowed to eat hamburgers
2. Romance between different teams is prohibited
3. 1V1 romance with the same team is prohibited
4. It is forbidden to discuss the coach's private life in private
5. Friendship comes second, competition comes first."
Archive 3——
1 year old, looks so earthy... Add a mod!
4 Years old, why do you run so slowly... Please add a mod!
8 Years old, no matter how hard I kick, I can't get in... Please add a mod!
12 Years old, my grades are too bad... Add a mod!
15 Years old, added love options, why can we only talk about one... Add a mod!
An emergency! !
17 Years old, entering the first team - congratulations!
I'm 18 years old and have bad interpersonal relationships. Isn't it okay to fall in love? Let's have a relationship.
Because you were scolded by the coach for forcing love on team members, the club spent a lot of money to buy back your dirty information, and you were demoted to the second team.
……Add a mod!
19 Years old, every member of the team is in poor condition because of your jealousy. You won the league championship with 10 and 10, but because your heartthrob was sold by the strict coach, he did not want there to be disharmony in the team.
The fans were very sad and cursed the coach, who dismissed the get out of class.
20 Years old——
Your career has been smooth sailing, and you have made it possible for everyone to love you and hate you on and off the court.
Achievements achieved:
Love is also you, hate is also you,
I hate that the bright moon doesn't shine on me alone,
When I love you, the bright moon shines not only on him.
Archive 4——
Kate turns into a cat.
The captain who came to the team early in the morning was shocked by the news.
"He is KAT, not CAT."
"No, I know KAT is KAT, but now he has really become CAT!"
In the locker room, Kate was naked on her upper body, wearing a pair of shorts on her lower body, and someone's jersey on her head. She looked like a cat lying in a corner, with its butt facing out and its head facing in.
Everyone else's heads were covered in sweat: "You're finally here, damn, Kate is so strong."
"Why don't you put a shirt on him?! He will freeze!" The captain asked.
"He took it off himself! CAT doesn't even like to wear clothes. We tied his pants around his waist with a data cable. You should thank us for not letting our golden boy run naked on the streets in winter!"
Archive 5——
"Open the door!! FBI!!"
Usually, this is what you shout.
But,
Why are you standing on the football field wearing your jersey now?
Recently, you were investigating a missing person case. You have been busy working on the case for half a year, but you got stuck on a bank tycoon.
The tycoon is very cautious and cannot be arrested and interrogated without evidence, but he has a hobby - he is a loyal fan of the team.
You used your strong body to successfully sneak into this club and became a cleaner.
It's hot and you're dragging the locker room floor in your sweats, oh, you can't imagine what they did in there to make it look like this.
Suddenly, someone pushed in the door, it was——
"Wow, you are hot."
You can't stand it anymore.
You never want to drag this damn locker room around again.
You quietly said hello to your colleagues, and the next day you were taken to the youth training by the youth training coach.
They are all teenagers who are several years younger than you and are very interested in you.
But with your background and strength, you won't be able to see them soon.
You are in the first team.
You saw the people you saw in the locker room that day wink at you.
When you hold the Big Ear Cup in your left hand and the Hercules Cup in your right hand, you receive congratulations from your colleagues.
But you are very sad,
"Sorry, I haven't caught that bank tycoon yet."
Your colleague was speechless, and after a while he said,
"Well, I'm sorry Kate, that case has been solved a long time ago, but you are playing in the game. We unanimously decided to wait until you get the Big Ear Cup before telling you, but now you have got the Hercules Cup, haha, congratulations."
Archive 2 refers to "Wealthy Coach Simulator" and some emergencies in it.
The cover is "100 Girlfriends Who Like You Super, Super, Super, Super, Super, Super, Really Like You", and the title of the book is also Pinch Him. When I have time, I will change it to my own drawing (when I have time)
It's a unit article similar to a simulator, one archive and one world. I'm a newbie in football. If there are any mistakes, please point them out and I will try my best to correct them.
I haven't thought of a team in mind. If you think it's suitable, you can tell me.
The content is weird. I don't know what words I can write. Please be mentally prepared before reading. Don't scold me.
I'm not sure about the archive, I don't even know when I will write it. I might not want to write it after I archive it, haha.
Motto: I love football, football loves me