In seven years of marriage, Tang Yizhou received five divorce agreements. On his 28th birthday, he received the sixth divorce agreement.
He happily inserted the birthday candles and looked at the divorce agreement that Jiang Lu threw on the table. With a shake of his hand, the candles tilted over.
Unfortunately, he was mute and could only sign in the same way as the previous five times.
"Why?"
"I'm tired of it, I've fallen in love with someone else."
Jiang Lu's answer was the same as the previous five times.
"Why?"
Tang Yizhou didn't believe it, so he gestured again.
Silence, it's dark outside, there's no moon.
"Because you are mute! This room is too quiet. It is too quiet here every day. If this continues, I will go crazy!"
This answer is different from the previous five times.
Tang Yizhou believed it.
"Is there any?"
Because of his special constitution, Tang Yizhu had given birth to a child for the other party. Counting the days, he was already three years old.
"Leave it to me. What can you, a mute, give to your child? I will arrange for a nanny to take care of you all day long, and the three meals will be arranged by the top nutritionists. I will give you the best of everything."
Tang Yizhou wanted to make some gestures, but the other party took off his glasses. Jiang Lu pressed his temples irritably, thinking that this time it would be the same as before.
Who knew that Tang Yizhou had signed it.
Jiang Lu was highly short-sighted, and he couldn't see clearly the last sentence of the opponent's persistent gestures.
"Mr. Jiang, I agree to the divorce."
Tips:
1. Sour + atypical sadomasochism.
2. In early small county literature, Tang Yizhou is an underground boxer and Jiang Lu is an ordinary maintenance worker.
Purpose: Happy every day