[Copywriting] [No CP] An article about raising cubs
The main content of the text mainly focuses on the story of the curse to return to the Heian Kyo era with battle planning.
When he woke up, Guan Yin became the future "King of Curses".
Or twins.
There were two "cursed seeds" stuffed in his stomach.
Guan Yin looked at the scripture tattoos on his beeswax skin, felt the power of being able to chop up special curse spirits at will, and touched his six-month-old belly.
"Okay, I'll give you two cubs for traveling through time, it's not a loss."
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Heian Kyo Survival Guide (Guanyin Revised Edition):
1. Is the curse blocking the way? Cut it, put it on skewers and grill it.
2. Evil people looking for trouble? Kick him away and help him reincarnate.
3. Is my son rebellious? Give him a good beating and then ask if he is hungry.
4. Are magicians watching? Stare back, the red eyes scare you to death.
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Su Chang (well-behaved version): "Mommy, how familiar is today's curse spirit?"
Su Nuo (rebellious version): "Evil old woman! I won't eat the strange things you bake... It's so delicious."
Guan Yin was holding a wine flask, sitting on the hilltop he had "reclaimed", watching the two boys who would shake the world in the future grabbing barbecue.
"In the Heian Era, there was nothing that couldn't be solved with one punch."
"If there is..."
Guan Yin shook the empty wine bottle and grinned.
"Just open an area and 'clean' everything."
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#Other people have to worry about raising cubs, but I have to spend a lot of time raising cubs#
#Start in hell mode, but I bring my own plug-in#
#On how violent mothers can raise children happily in Ping An Jing#
[Food Guide to the North]:
1. The heroine is physically very capable and can take action without speaking.
2. The daily life of raising a baby is a mixture of chaos and warmth.
3. Ping An Jing Spell Circle: Thank you for the invitation, people are watching, don't dare to move
[One-sentence introduction]: I, Su Guanyin, am the strongest child-rearing (physical) expert in Ping'an Jing.
Intention: Curse spirit? A punch was raised!
