Recently, a foolish refugee came to Lijia Village. The village chief said that the village guard had just fallen into the water and ran away. To please him, he found a thatched house to keep him. "You will live here from now on. You are not allowed to cause trouble or commit crimes. If you behave, the village will not starve you to death."
Xia Yanzhou, a native of Xinshou Village: I don't understand what this old man is talking about.
After traveling here, Xia Yanzhou found that he couldn't speak the same language as these ancient people. He managed to survive in Lijia Village by making gestures and giggling.
He looks forward to getting dark the most every day. When he closes his eyes, short videos of modern society will automatically play in his mind, and the lively comment section has become his only social interaction. He posted many comments about himself needing help after traveling through time, but netizens regarded him as being abstract.
People are numb.
By mistake, he registered himself as a merchant in the mall. Looking at the bare thatched hut, he put the only broken bowl on the shelf with a price of 100 yuan. This is a bowl made in ancient times, even if it's broken, this is a broken bowl from ancient times, an antique!
Netizens ridiculed: "How dare you sell this piece of junk for a hundred dollars?"
Unfriendly comments were detected, and the mall customer service has forced intervention: "I'm sorry for giving you a bad shopping experience. Can you think of a 10% discount on the products here?"
It turns out that no matter ancient or modern, rags will always be rags.
Fortunately, he could exchange some tatters for a small amount of money. For the ten yuan settled at the mall, he bought a five-pound bag of rice and ate a small handful every day, finally not starving to death.
From then on, he began to pick up rags professionally, putting whatever he saw on the shelves.
After a period of time, he had a dispute with the platform's customer service: "What do you mean that living people cannot be put on the shelves! What a great male model! If you don't want to sell it, you can rent it!"
Customer service: "Dear, human trafficking is not allowed on this platform~"
After failing to break off his head, Xia Yanzhou looked at the tall man on the ground, sighed and prepared to drag him back to the river. Unexpectedly, the man suddenly opened his eyes and asked three questions about human philosophy.
Who am I, who are you, where are you?
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A fool attacks x a shrewd person suffers
Purpose: live a good life
