Last weekend I went to have morning tea with the lanterns hanging high by the gatehouse. Guess what, by chance, my good-for-nothing ex-boyfriend who picked it up from the trash bin called me. I waited for ten minutes before answering the phone. The scumbag's tone sounded anxious.
He said, Jian Dong, my ex-girlfriend is missing. You have a lot of contacts. Ask your buddies for information.
I just rolled my eyes 720 degrees, it was all a routine, I said, isn't I your ex-girlfriend?
After he was stunned for a long time, he answered with a deep conscience, you were from last month, and she is from this month.
Purpose: To express longing for hometown