I, Mo Youguan, am the gatekeeper of Yanyu, my position is permanent, and my direct leader is the founder of the gate - an ancient evil god who has lived too long and is a bit abnormal.
My work KPIs include: suppressing monsters, maintaining seals, and during his monthly inspections, smiling and pretending not to notice when he tries to braid a bracelet with my hair.
Until last month, a fatal negative comment appeared on my performance report:
"There is obvious resistance to physical contact with the leader, loyalty is questionable, and KPIs are not up to standard."
I stared at the phrase "physical contact" and remembered that during his last "inspection", his fingertips stayed on the charm on my waist for a full three minutes.
There is no way to get into this class.
I tore up the report and defected overnight. Three hundred years later, I opened an incense shop in the misty rain of Jiangnan, and the business was prosperous until——
The evil leader stood in front of my counter holding my old paper umbrella.
"Mo You Guan," he said with a cold face, handing over a thick stack of paperwork, "This is the accounting sheet for the overdue merit, interest, and... Mental loss expenses during your absence from work."
I looked at the looming charm under his collar that had the same origin as my waist, and suddenly smiled.
"Leader," I came closer and took away the report form from his fingertips, my breath brushing against his ears. "Are you deducting my merit just to... Make me owe you something so that I can never pay you back?"
His eyes suddenly darkened, he grabbed my wrist and pressed me against the shrine, the bells ringing wildly.
"You guessed it right." His voice was hoarse, and his cold fingers touched the side of my neck, "So, your new KPI is-"
"Pay it yourself, with interest, in installments."
#About my evil boss who insists on me paying off the debt with my body#
#He chases him and escapes, but there are love indicators hidden in KPI#
#leader, are your assessment standards a bit unfair? #
Purpose: to break the shackles of fate and pursue human freedom and true love in eternal responsibilities.
