The gentle and gentle human being attacked by the sand sculpture drama queen X is cute, silly, sweet and beautiful.
People are in control vs. Idiots are outside
[Main attack double arrow/attack pet]
Ye Ning finally broke through the siege after three battles with Kaogong.
On the day he landed, he was imagining that he could live a miserable life in the future, but he was dragged to the Cthulhu planet by an unexpected system.
And became the director of the Poverty Alleviation Office there.
Look around.
On the barren bloody wasteland, unspeakable terrifying monsters roam the surface. There are no traces of humans, and only madness and pollution remain.
[Director Ye, come and develop your planet!
Ye Ning: "..."
What about the masses?
Do you think those monsters are my people?
Although they do look very interesting, but!
Ye Ning had no choice but to roll up her sleeves and work on infrastructure. While building, turning the planet into a Feng Shui treasure land for the growth of mystical crops, she was also live-streaming goods to purify the polluted alien monsters.
But——why is everyone so fanatically thinking that he is an alien god! ?
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The black-haired young man calls himself the director of the Poverty Alleviation Office. He looks like a human, wears an ordinary shirt, and often reads a notebook with a black cover.
The monsters gasped: "That is the artifact of the Outer God. It records everything on the planet for him. Nothing can escape his eyes."
Ye Ning: "Huh? This is just a resident record book!"
There was a bumper harvest of mystical crops. In order to sell them to the Human Federation, Ye Ning started a live broadcast, and a store named "AAA661 Planet Specialty Specialty, the only genuine official flagship store on the entire network" was born.
Monsters: "This is a gift from God. He has given us a gift from God with unimaginable generosity. Human beings, have you said thank you?"
Ye Ning: "... Hey, is there a possibility that I am selling something?"
Not long after, "AAA661 Planet Specialty Specialty Specialty Store, the only genuine official flagship store on the entire network", a curious star network merchant on the track, became popular all over the interstellar world.
Wearing a blue work badge, Ye Ning took out a slimy and ugly fruit among the monsters and spoke enthusiastically:
"We have brought a spot-bleaching essence fruit that can repair spiritual wounds. You can take it home for only 99 star coins."
Netizen: "I don't believe it, who are you disgusting with!"
Having said that, netizens looked at the terrifying background around him and took pictures of the fruit with hesitation.
The next day, a repair post went viral:
Really! Have! Use! Is he a god? ?
Ye Ning: "Thank you for the invitation, no, but 0 people believe it."
The news spread like wildfire, and mysterious pagans came to follow him, believing that he was the lost god from ancient time and space.
The next second, humans issued an announcement, claiming that Ye Ning was a high-dimensional existence with good intentions.
Ye Ning gave up on whitewashing and took advantage of the chaos to launch new products:
"They are right, everyone, please buy more orders and link to 321!"
As Huangxing's economy took off, more humans came here to worship and pray to him as a god, and the live broadcast room with goods was turned into a cyber wishing pool.
This wish comes true a hundred times, and if it is passed on to hundreds of believers, it will be doubled.
Ye Ning accidentally remembered that in a distant era, she had glimpsed thousands of creatures outside the starry sky.
He couldn't believe it: "So... I have really become a god?"
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Wen Yihe, the mother goddess that all alien creatures believe in, is the strongest source of pollution on the planet.
He is beautiful, powerful, and holy.
One day, an alien god who spoke in a roundabout way came to Him and promised a better future for His planet and its children.
Take him live, teach him about the human world, buy him beautiful clothes, and make money for infrastructure together.
Wen Yihe blinked her long eyelashes and held the foreign god with her snow-colored tentacles:
"It's a pleasure to work with you."
Outer God Ye Ning: Hey, great beauty.
Ye Ning hugged his tentacles, pressed them and kissed them, saying that it was reasonable for male colleagues to kiss their tentacles.
Wen Yihe was confused: Is this also part of cooperation?
Reading guide:
1. Ye Ning attacks x Wen Yihe receives
2. Thick arrows on both sides of 1v1, the protagonist group belongs to the yang angle, the idealistic cute attack x the white-haired beauty Madonna, the young lovers are locked together, and they will not break up or resist.
3. HE Tianshuangliu/Dihua/Microgram series
-Small theater-
[AAA661 Planet Specialty Specialty is the only genuine official flagship store on the entire network] The anchor has a strong lively atmosphere, is very exciting to talk about, and has a good sense of program.
Someone found out that the tentacled beauty next to him was the god of the nightmare galaxy who had recently become rich. She was so rich that it made people jealous and envious.
Netizen: He is so cute! !
Netizen: Anchor anchor, can we post with the white-haired beauty next to you?
Ye Ning silenced the netizen, turned around and hugged his god tightly, so angry:
"Blasphemy is a capital offense, next one!"
In the blink of an eye, more tentacles wrapped around him, and the clumsy tentacle beauty touched everywhere, responding to the intimacy of the outer god.
The glassy tentacles are smooth and beautiful, with stringy mucus all the way down.
Wen Yihe whispered: "Ye Ning, let's hug each other. We're not jealous."
Ye Ning: "!!!"
Male colleague, where are you touching?
The foreign god stood up with a guilty conscience: "Okay."
Purpose: Save the alien planet and let ideals and peace spread across the stars!