[S-class monster octopus psychological profiler x radio-type super-sense natural stupid policeman]
Xia Yubing is an octopus who has been practicing for thousands of years.
She is an elegant and moderate person who never eats people. She makes a living by sucking out overflowing emotions. She has lived for thousands of years without breaking the law.
Until two years ago, she was so weak from battle that she could only maintain the form of a palm-sized octopus, and was picked up and taken home by a human.
Li Xiaochuan hugged her and rubbed her, begging her for help. His eyes were red and he was so happy that he shed tears——
Then he released her back to the sea, patted her butt and left.
Xia Yubing lay on the bottom of the sea for two years, and finally figured out that he was used as a toy by a human being and was thrown away after use.
Two years later, Xia Yubing landed at Li Xiaochuan's police station, her amber pupils burning with unresolved hatred.
She wants to eat Li Xiaochuan.
In a physical sense, it is swallowed and completely digested.
Where to start eating.
It's good to start from the place she touched two years ago.
——
Li Xiaochuan, a new trainee police officer, tilted his head towards the airborne criminal profiler Xia Yubing.
"Teacher Xia, are you hungry?"
Xia Yubing's pupils shrank suddenly, no human being had ever been able to see through her.
Eight tentacles screamed inside the body.
She has lived for thousands of years without eating anyone, and Li Xiaochuan would be honored to be the first.
But Li Xiaochuan didn't know.
She didn't know that the new female colleague was the little octopus, she didn't know whether the entanglement with the eight tentacles in her dreams every night was real or fake, and she didn't know that the sighing tree next to the office and the fortune-telling owl on the roof were not her hallucinations.
She only knows——
The new teacher Xia always seems to be hungry and she needs to be fed.
"Here you go, octopus balls. I made them myself."
Xia Yubing: "..."
——
Later, Li Xiaochuan finally knew that the two boats he was riding on turned out to be the same boat.
She cried with joy and wiped her tears with Xia Yubing's tentacles: "That's great, I didn't cheat."
Xia Yubing looked at her and slowly let go of Li Xiaochuan's waist.
Never mind.
If you can't bear to eat, just keep it.
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Xia Yubing, Millennium Octopus, S-class monster, criminal profiler.
Li Xiaochuan, a trainee police officer, radio-type, mentally overloaded, and addicted to stars.
One wants to eat the other, the other wants to feed the other.
——
"Teacher Xia, are you hungry again?"
"... Hmm."
"Then let me make seafood porridge for you?"
"No, I'm tired of it."
"Oh." Li Xiaochuan thought seriously, "Then I can give it to you."
Wai｜Atypical Criminal Investigation｜1v1 he｜Octopus will go crazy and really has an appetite
Idea: You are cute no matter what
