[Funny complaints about the core stable human female protagonist
(Niche XP warning)
Before meeting Jiang Du, Su Wei was just an over-stressed office worker.
After meeting Jiang Du, she experienced auditory hallucinations, tactile hallucinations, and some unseemly fantasies.
Although Jiang Du behaved strangely and was suspected of being mentally retarded, Su Wei didn't mind having one more person since he was a good-looking, pure-bred love brain who brought his own food and took care of all the housework.
Until one day, her clingy lover pestered her: "Honey, I feel so uncomfortable, can you help me?"
Su Wei: Who taught a fool to read recitals? Doesn't your conscience hurt?
Then in the next second, he looked down and saw a third tentacle entering his arms.
Su Wei calmly put the tentacle away and listed the registration fees, examination fees, and medical expenses for psychological treatment during this period.
"You know, the first step in socialization is to pay back the money."
Su Wei stared at Jiang Du's clear and blank eyes, pinched his tentacles and whispered evilly.
Why is this man starting to blush? Why are you still out of breath? Is this serious stuff? !
Early Warning
1. It may contain a small amount of Cthulhu elements, and some descriptions are distorted. If you feel uncomfortable, please exit immediately.
2. Pure sweetness, without any misunderstanding or glass slag.
3. I've already written that I'm mentally retarded, so please let me.
Concept: Mental retardation also has spring