[Bengtie] Remember to Hide Your Vest When Writing a Best Friend Fanfic

The abundance is still free, and the clouds are like chicken feathers. After nearly seven hundred years, when I woke up, it was still difficult to accept the fact that Yunshang Wuxiao, a group that was all-powerful in the entire Immortal Boat Alliance, had now gone their separate ways. Until the Yunwu classmates reunion was held, and old friends gathered together. The top martial artist and the talented craftsman fell into the devil's shadow, and their swords were at each other's throats; the youngest member of the team had become a social beast, and was devastated by the constant sight of their swords and swords; the male ghost who died early was entangled with his reincarnated fate, leaving endless problems; the little sun in the group changed into a species and was trapped in the vortex of blood, miserable. As a "fan" who watched Yunwu's debut, Riji got angry. She dug out her grain-producing account, which she hadn't opened in seven hundred years, rearranged her tepid million-dollar memoir, and uploaded it to StarNet, along with a series of tags. Ifier worn by After a series of permutations and combinations, Hiji was finally happy, she was happy, and the article became a hit. At first, it was just a cp party that accidentally joined the party, then it was the original fans who chased the historical evidence, then it was the original zombie fans of this grain production account... Finally, it was the Galaxy Lezi people who rushed to the battlefield... Everyone is happy to eat melon, except for the person whose dark history has been disclosed. "WOC is history, pure love party, get out of the way!" "It's too late, it smells so good." "Knock me to death, knock me to death, my wife's strength is still the same as before!" "Dan Heng, are you really the child of my predecessor Long Zun and my second uncle? No wonder he keeps chasing you..." "It's a mess, it's a mess! The seniority is in a mess!" "Why do you believe it! This must be written by a fictional historian! Hahaha, what fun." "You all think this is fake, but actually it's real! You believe this is real, but actually it's all fake! Haha, what fun!" …… What? Is Hiji in big trouble? No, no, no, Riji is old, Riji doesn't know. Anyway, everyone rushes forward on the road of destiny as if they don't care about their own lives. Life is meaningless, isn't it? Riji ignored Shura Chang who came to collect debts, kicked Aha who was in charge of the fire, turned around and caught Xinghe Jing who was eating melon seeds and watching a show, and smiled sinisterly: "I heard that Akivili and Aha have a son... Friend, do you have any clues?" …… This article was sponsored and broadcast by fictional historians, happy people, Galaxy Debate Party and other groups. There are a large number of forums and oral pleasures, and there are no taboos. The third person and the first person are mixed, so please watch with caution. All cp-oriented violent comments are off-site speeches, and the friendship between the main characters, including the protagonists, is cb-oriented, but... You can kowtow! I wrote the beginning of this story when I didn't sign a contract for 24 years. Now I'm picking it up and giving this story a complete ending. I hope everyone can enjoy reading it. Yes, I still can't forget Yunwu even in 26 years. ​Advance collection of new articles on Tweet: "The XP Party does not engage in combat mechanics [Comprehensive Collapse of Iron]" As we all know, Zen monasteries do not raise idle people. Chanyuan Naoki has been lying down at home for two years, watching movies, playing games, eating takeout, drinking fat house happy water, enjoying a happy life, and his leisure time has reached a high level. In the end, because he shouted in front of his cousin: "Beng Tie! Start!", He was kicked to Yokohama next door by the furious family. Yokohama is a wholesale place for people with supernatural powers and a gathering place for script teams. It has the famous diamond polishing mafia factory and a script team that is best at weaving balance. It is a chaotic place that the magic world cannot hope for, let alone want to get involved with. Naoki was too lazy to argue with the Zenyuan family, so he obediently accepted the family's arrangement and happily changed places to lie down. God probably couldn't bear to see Naoki being so bad. Not long after landing in Yokohama, "Honkai Impact: Star Rail" on his phone became an uncontrollable superpower. Super powersFourth wall ​ Like to play games? Want a fully immersive experience? Now, the opportunity has come. Setting 1: Before the version is updated, players have 42 days (game time) to challenge the three-way abyss and strive to achieve full-star achievements. Setting 2: If the challenge fails, the game BOSS that the players have not defeated will come to reality. Before the action value reaches zero, players are asked to resist the monster invasion and save the world. Setting 3: After reaching certain conditions, the probability of obtaining [Character] can be increased. [Character] can be summoned to the real world by the player and is the player's best companion. Setting 4: Reality is not a single-player game, friends can assist players without restrictions. But please note that the player's subjectivity cannot be questioned. Setting 5: Please enjoy the enjoyable realistic turn-based game! The weird rules and supernatural power explanations were blurred on Naoki's face. From then on, the loyal XP party had to face the game BOSS whose health bar was longer than his life and who was as sinister as a dog. As the scope of influence of Naoki's supernatural powers becomes larger and larger, the "water temperature" of the three abyss of chaotic memories, fictional narratives, and doomsday phantoms is getting higher and higher. The Yokohama Three Moments concept and the reform struggle of the magic world are no longer important. When Su Nuo comes, he has to fight the black tide, and when Kensuo comes, he has to face the scorching sun. Is Gojo Satoru the answer to the version? Will Dazai Osamu be ranked on the T0 axis? Can Edogawa Ranpo win against a game system where the left and right brains compete with each other? Fight to prevent the cosmic creatures from invading the Earth and defend world peace! However, the blue and green modifiers are banned, and the probability of character extraction after the game comes to fruition is unknown, suspected to be linked to favorability. The little gangster Naoki frequently crashes when drawing cards, and the XP is exposed. Naoki, who was publicly executed, screamed in pain: "Is it because I don't want to draw the main recommendation? Don't I want to use the version answer to have fun? But my heart is in the lower half of the card pool!! Is this my fault? This is obviously a planning mistake! " Intention: plainness is the truth