Copywriting: Serious name: "Jie Sha"
Hit with bad luck, but it still stands. Solution: Those who look for lotus moles on their palms will get married.
Nine-year-old Feng Motan, carrying a small schoolbag, went up to Wudang Mountain without saying a word: "What's the hurry? There are still twenty-one years."
At the age of nineteen.
The old father called to urge the marriage, "Son, there are only eleven years left!"
Feng Motan leaned under the thousand-year-old ginkgo tree, "Why are you panicking? With our Feng family's wealth, when I turn twenty-nine, I can just pick anyone with a mole on my palm to marry."
At the age of twenty-nine.
"Master, we found it! It's at Qixia Temple in Jinling!"
Feng Motan went down the mountain all night. The moment he saw the person, he felt as if he was struck by lightning.
Men! Still a monk! ? But I fought hard to save my little life!
"Little master, let's talk?"
"No chat."
Scene one:
Three days into the countdown to life, the capital circle exploded.
"Have you heard? That Taoist priest from the Feng family married a monk!"
"What's more, the monk is now a layman. He goes to work with Taoist Master Feng every day. One catches ghosts and the other liberates them. As a husband-and-wife team, the business cycle is closed."
Scene two:
One day, Feng Motan accidentally opened Wenliao's diary. On a certain page, it read:
"The first time I saw him, I knew it was a disaster. The ginkgo leaves fell on his shoulders. I wanted to brush them away for him, but I didn't dare."
The date is three years ago.
Feng Motan gritted his teeth and calculated the general ledger: "Have you seen me a long time ago? You have been obsessed with the world for a long time, haven't you!"
Wen Liao raised his eyes and smiled, "Didn't you also say that the day you first met me, you thought this monk was so damn good-looking?"
"That's what I was..."
"What is it?"
Feng Motan choked, gave up on himself, hugged the person and kissed him: "It's my heartbeat! Come on! You are a fake Buddhist who has broken the precepts a long time ago!"
"The disciples of Buddha are true disciples of Buddha, and those who are moved are also truly moved."
Small theater
Later, there was a metaphysics forum gathering.
The good-hearted person asked: "Which one of you is interested first?"
Feng Motan crossed his legs, "Of course it's him, as evidenced by his diary!"
Wen Xiao slowly made tea, "If someone hadn't been like a young boy at the age of twenty-nine, climbing over walls and trees to chase people, the poor monk might have been able to maintain his airs for a few more days."
"Then you take care of it!"
"I can't hold it anymore." Wenxiao handed over the tea, his eyes full of tenderness, "See you are so afraid of death, and so... Cute."
The whole audience was silent for three seconds, "Oh——"
First couplet: The Taoist priest said he was not tempted
Second line: Buddha said he had seen through it long ago
Hengpi: You two will get married soon
Hard-spoken but soft-hearted. Playing the world. Pseudo-tyrannical CEO. True Taoist priest Shou (Feng Mo Tan) VS cold Buddhist disciple. Black-bellied and sullen. Monk Gong (Wen Liao)
PS: He is the monk Wen Bu Liao in "The Daily Life of the King of Hell".
Purpose: Start for survival, continue for love
