My Vampire Is Super Cute and Good at Acting
我家吸血鬼超乖超会演
by Yogurt and Green Onions (伱酸奶跟葱)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 10k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 7mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
A world where vampires keep humans in captivity. Humans must reproduce when they reach old age. Lin Xiaoyu, who traveled back in time, was forced to go on a blind date, and every time she was blocked by a handsome guy. He didn't want to delay him: "You are too rich, I am not worthy of you." The handsome guy felt aggrieved: "Actually, I was kicked out of my house and I'm penniless." Lin Xiaoyu: "You are handsome, there is no shortage of people to marry you!" "No one QAQ!" The handsome guy spread his hands: "Actually, I am allergic to almost all foods, and my living expenses are very high. Moreover, I have skin diseases and cannot go out to work to support my family. Most importantly, I have a genetic defect and will not have offspring. If I marry me, I will not receive the subsidies issued by the blood clan, and I will be sentenced to anti-fertility crimes." Lin Xiaoyu was speechless and was overcome by sympathy. When she went to his house and saw that it was completely bare, she said, "I'm sorry." "It's so humid and moldy here that my skin broke out in red rashes... I've been suffering from insomnia for a month." Lin Xiaoyu was shocked: "You will die suddenly like this!" "... Are you worried about me?" The handsome guy leaned forward, his eyes wet like a puppy: "Actually, as long as we get married, we can live in the good house assigned to us. I want to sleep peacefully... I'm sorry, I know I am selfish for thinking this way." "In exchange, I will cook delicious meals for you and clean your room every day until you get off work." After hearing this, Lin Xiaoyu felt that it would be better to get married in person than to continue the blind date: "If you just want to live in a new house, then you can use it as a roommate." Messiah wiped away the non-existent tears with his backhand: "Good QAQ!" In the first month after marriage, Lin Xiaoyu discovered: Messiah pretended that he could cook, but the food he cooked was so unpalatable that he would not even eat a bite. Messiah lied when he said he was poor. Every time his family went bankrupt, he would always take out "the only remaining savings", every time. Messiah was lying when he said he had no physiological functions. He asked him to help every time. If he disagreed, he would act coquettishly. If he disagreed again, he would shed tears. Even the liar's statement that he was kicked out of the house was false. In fact, his family really wanted the young master to divorce Lin Xiaoyu and go home immediately. It wasn't until one day that Lin Xiaoyu saw his enemies turn into blood mist at the sound of his command, and he was shocked to realize that his loser husband didn't even keep his identity as a human being. "Please, don't act like a human being!" Lin Xiaoyu, an underground member of the human revolutionary organization, was not only afraid of vampires, but he rummaged through boxes and cabinets at home to find evidence, and found a line of faded notes in a shabby book of poetry: "Despite loneliness, time is a Möbius strip, and everyone's life is a circle connected end to end. As long as I can reach the end of my life, I can return to the original node and meet you alive again." Then there is an updated line of comments. "Fortunately, on the seventh hundredth day, you came to see me." The entire vampire world knows that the ancestor of the vampire clan has a lover. After waiting for him for seven hundred years, he finally waited. Only he himself does not know. Mission: Everyone is equal