His Love Routine
他的恋爱套路
by Flower One (花朵一)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 14k Words
- Chapters
- 4
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 7mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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[Daily wish: please click, comment, collect 55555555] ——Sunshine Scheming Attack x Endurance and Gentleness—— Lu Chi woke up in the hospital with unfamiliar eyes, but he smiled when he saw Jiang Yu for the first time: "Why does my boyfriend look like he's about to cry?" Jiang Yu: "??? You have recognized the wrong person. I am your brother." Lu Chi raised his eyebrows and showed off the ring - "JY&LC" was engraved on the inside. He said confidently: "I've given you a token of love, how can I wear it?" Jiangyu Pupil Earthquake: "..." Explanation? Breaking up with someone who has lost his memory is a waste of words - this guy now firmly believes that "we are a couple", and whoever refutes it is a scumbag. If you don't admit it, you will always abandon him. It took Jiang Yu three full years before he dared to admit his feelings for Lu Chi - not brotherly love, but the throbbing that was hidden under the desk, the breathing that was eavesdropped on the shoulders, and the sour corners of Lu Chi's eyes when he saw Lu Chi smiling at others. But Lu Chi was recognized as a role model for straight men. He said he wanted to be brothers for life, and he also said he liked girls with fair skin and long legs. Jiang Yu boiled his secret love into a cocoon until the doctor said: "Concussion sometimes leads to memory confusion and fabrication. Patients may regard subconscious wishes or associations as real memories. At this stage, it is recommended to follow him and avoid emotional excitement affecting recovery." So Jiang Yu was forced to activate the "boyfriend experience card": the safe distance was broken, and the straight man began to naturally hold his hand, kiss him goodnight before going to bed, and even declared his sovereignty in the brotherhood: "My Jiang Yu is shy, please don't make trouble." Jiang Yu struggled with sweetness: "When he recovers his memory, everything will go back..." Until one day, he found Lu Chi's unswitched trumpet - the latest friend circle said: [It's time to find time to restore memory]. Jiang Yu:? ? ? ! ! ! [Forum Theater Small Thousand Layers of Direct Ball Attack] "Help: How to make Kongtong's straight boyfriend fall in love with me?" ——Thank you for the invitation, I suggest you give it up. The author's reply: That's a good suggestion. Don't suggest it next time. ——Thank you for the invitation, brother, don't be afraid, listen to me, put friends before boyfriends, retreat can attack or defend. The original poster replied: Please tell me carefully. First: Disguise as a straight man and break through the defense line. Then: pretend to be a boyfriend and test the bottom line. Finally: rely on heaven and earth, rely on yourself, pray to God, pray to Buddha, pray to God, Hengbiao: let nature take its course. Reply from the original poster: Already collected. The original poster's follow-up comment: Successful. Jiang Yu (gritting his teeth):? ? ? Co-author: Did you plan to pretend to have amnesia? ! Lu Chi (confidently): "Who told you to scare away a boy in high school when he confessed your love? You made me think you were homophobic!" Jiang Yu (explosive): "So you pretend to be straight + fake amnesia = to bend me?" Lu Chi (holding a rose): "Otherwise, how do you think I deceived your household registration book?" The so-called long-planned plan is just four words "I like you". After hiding it for too long, I finally found the opportunity to say it out. Fortunately for the rest of my life, our ring has changed from JY&LC to JY❤️LC. Reading guide: Double C, double virginity, secret love comes true Amnesia is fake, but planning for a long time is real Sweet and sour, HE guarantees Intention: Love should be spoken loudly