[Comprehensive Collapse of Iron] Career Simulator
[综崩铁]职业模拟器
by Very Short of Money (很缺钱)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 1k Words
- Chapters
- 1
- Genre
- No CP
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 6mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
"Career Simulator" is jointly produced by Interstellar Peace Company in conjunction with Masked Fool, Star Dome Train, Genius Club, Yi Ting, Medicine King's Secret and other organizations. It is promoted by the Marketing Department and handed over to famous singers such as Miss Mockingbird... "Wait a minute, what did you just say? Why do all organizations accept it? Is this from me?" "An old monk came from the south, playing a suona..." "Stop fighting, sir. If you keep saying this, the Immortal Boat Alliance will attack later, sir!" "... It's okay. I'll let Scott kowtow to them later." The first step to log in to the career simulator - a suitable user name "Chirp~" Pay attention, this is a Qingjiu who is still a bird because the Pioneers haven't finished [Origami Bird Pairing]. She's typing away at a suitable username with her paws. But the game officially uses high technology, so poor Qingjiu can only watch helplessly as [playing cards to death] turns into [Qingjiu] "Chirp chirp chirp!" Qing Jiu was very angry. But to no avail. "Welcome, player Qingjiu, you have been assigned a place of origin - Jiuchang." "Welcome, player, I am the Galaxy Bat Man, yes, the project team, come and resurrect the dog Scott, let me see how many characters are the upper limit of the user name in this game. It is very simple to fill in next time, yes, yes, yes, you are not allowed to give me a small guarantee. When will the mysterious ninjutsu girl be re-created? Our dot team girls will not lose, and you have been randomly assigned a place of origin - Yokohama." The second step is a suitable job. Professor Ladio looked at the "Application Form for Senior Physics Teacher of Conjuring College" in front of him and sighed melancholy. But the joys and sorrows of human beings are obviously not the same. At least his future colleagues are happy now. Bai E looked at the two "Application Forms for History Teachers at Conjuring College" and "Application Forms for Art Teachers at Conjuring Colleges" in front of him, and forwarded them to two elders with one click respectively who had no comment on his history achievements and art aesthetics. Teacher Xia: Don't laugh at the challenge? I lost Teacher Nakexia: (Application Form for Senior Chemistry Teacher at the College of Magic) Teacher Na Kexia: Looking forward to working with you Ms. Aglaia: Why are you all playing this game? Ms. Aglaia: By the way, Madames is a Chinese teacher. The third step is that the right superpower can help you complete your work more efficiently with half the effort. "His precious little cute company," Patrolman said, dissatisfied with the game's lengthy pre-production process: "The work efficiency is so low, I don't love them all to death." "Detected keyword: love, generates suitable superpower for you - Cupid's Arrow ~ Chirmi ~" "..." @Print(123 1/0: [1,2a=1/0; Strings=null; s. Length(); int[]arr=; System. Out. Println(arr[5]); Objecto="1"; int i=(int)o; "... Hey, the cowboy really loves this machine to death?" "Hello, dear viewers, thank you for your attention. I am the host Uncle Cold Legs. This ends the trailer. More exciting things can be found in "Elio in Rice Krispies", another masterpiece by the flower director, so stay tuned ^ω^" … "Boss, the Star Core Hunters asked me for copyright fees and said they would help their boss protect his name rights." "Boss?" "The Legend of Diandao: Those Years I Accompanied Others to Die for Love" "The Legend of Sylva - Playing in a Band?" You can only be a little sister in front of me! "Nakeshaden's Chemistry Assignment" How to raise an earth beast is also very reasonable, right? Small theater 1 "Are you saying that you didn't do your physics homework because you were busy getting rid of the cursed spirits?" Professor Ladio said in a calm tone. "Yes. And I don't think we need to learn..." Liu Yan's words were stuck. The well-dressed history teacher pushed the door open in his yellow and purple pajamas. Hearing this sentence, he smiled heartily: "Oh, I understand. I'll be right back." Half an hour later, the three of them saw the history teacher, who was clean in yellow and purple pajamas, reappearing in the office. He smiled gently at them and said, "Okay, there will be no cursed spirits in Tokyo for the time being." "Can you start doing your homework now?" And: Gojo Satoru discovered that before Mr. Bai E went to get rid of the cursed spirit, he liked to bring a dessert called "Kit Kat snacks". Small theater 2 Vodka felt like he was going crazy. Because he actually saw his eldest brother smiling brightly at him while playing cards with Belmode lively: "What's so good about work? ^O^/" Intention: Make up for all regrets!