Is There Anything Wrong with Learning Magic in Gotham?
在哥谭学魔法是否搞错了什么
by Ding Yiyi Is Not Yiyi (丁一一不是依依)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 125k Words
- Chapters
- 30
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 6mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeWestern Fanfiction
- POVFemale Lead
- Age13+
- British & American Fandom
- Cheat Mode
- Daily Life
Synopsis
"Batman's Blood Pressure Daily: About My Twins Are Wizards" Bruce Wayne, the Dark Knight of Gotham, had the biggest failure in his life: giving birth to two magical cubs. Brother Castor, who appears to be a replica of sunshine sweetheart Brucie, is actually a Slytherin social terrorist. He can make Malfoy shrink with his smile, and use the levitating spell to put pink diamond stickers on the Batmobile. My sister, Minerva, is a technical nerd with an iceberg face, a potion genius, and an alchemy master. Her joys in life include: 1. Doing experiments, 2. Cheating, and 3. Engraving runes on the bat equipment so that the BGM will automatically play "Little Star" when Batman beats someone. The daily style of the Wayne family: · Damian: "Magic is a trick for the weak!" The next second, he was turned into a statue by his sister's petrification spell, and his brother was taking pictures to share with the family. · Jason: "Stay away from my gun, kid!" The next day, he found that all the bullets turned into ribbons that sang Happy Birthday. · Tim (pushing up his glasses): "According to the data, the success rate of the twins' pranks is 98%, and the success rate of Batman's interception... Is 32%." · Afu: "Master Castor, you have turned the living room into a tropical rainforest again, haven't you?" · Bibi (house elf): "The little masters used magic to make flying waffles today... The waffles are now stuck on the chandelier." Until the age of eleven, letters from Hogwarts. Batman (serious face): "I have investigated and found that people are killed in that school every year." Castor (smiling brightly): "But the canteen is free! Bibi said that the treasury left by mother is enough for two hundred years!" Minerva (calm): "There is a 71% chance that clues to my mother's disappearance can be found in the school. It is recommended to enroll in school." So the richest man in Gotham began his adventure across the world: · In Slytherin: The elder brother became Snape's second most hated student (the first being Potter), and the younger sister became Snape's only closed disciple ("Miss Wayne, if you improve my potion formula again, I will throw you into the crucible.") · In the Batcave: The twins provide remote support, use magic to add a disembodiment spell to the Batmobile, use alchemy to enchant the Robin Dart, and also let the Batcomputer learn to complain about Bruce staying up late. · At the Goblet of Fire Ball: Cedric Diggory invited Minerva to dance, and Batman in Gotham simultaneously received an alarm that his daughter's heart rate exceeded 100 for the first time. When Voldemort is resurrected, when a villain who can cast spells appears in Gotham, and when two dads (Batman + Snape) start to compare whose children are more troublesome from a distance—— Castor & Minerva: "Thank you for the invitation. I'm in the magic world. I just got off the broom. I'm working with the pit brother (crossed out) to save the world. Which crisis should be dealt with first? Waiting online, it's quite urgent." #Twins rule the bat family #Magic cheating daily #Snape was forced to take care of the baby #Batman blood pressure soaring record #Easy cure for sand sculpture wind Intention: Write to yourself happy🎉