The Salty Fish Rookie Wants to Retire Every Day!

[Non-human dual-standard full-level boss "specially invited" consultant attack × pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, a junior rookie intern team member is affected After death, many people will still leave a trace of obsession in the world, greed, jealousy, hatred, or unwillingness, desire, reluctance... Obsession turns into a spirit body and continues to stay in the world As a result, a special affairs handling team was formed to resolve obsessions. * What! The newbie who seems to be the weakest has been pretending to be a novice! ? Jian Xubai is a rookie member who was deceived into the special affairs handling team, but he has been having strange and nonsensical dreams frequently recently. On this day, he met a chained man in his dream. He never imagined that he would be forcibly kissed by the pervert! ! First day at work: You are so poor that you can't even change a light bulb? The second day at work: Hold the grass, do you have to go to work today? The third day of work: I want to retire! ! He found the captain with a sincere face: Captain, I want... "No! You don't want to!" In this way, the 20-year-old intern team member who thinks about retirement all the time plays the role of a rookie, thinking about fishing or retirement all the time. One day, the captain came to him with a long-haired man. What should I do if the object of my erotic dream appears in real life? Salad! From then on, Jian Xubai was entangled, and the man claimed to be his lover in his previous life. Jian Xubai: ... Haha, I believe you, you big-headed devil! Jian Xu rolled his eyes, since Ying Zhuo is so strong, then... To others: Tsk~ You can't beat this kind of little monster, you're a waste, right? To my wife: Baby, do you want to catch this kid? Baby, sit tight, you don't need to do anything about this little thing! Jian Xubai just found the perfect way to lie down... You said he was pretending to be a rookie? His teammates will tell you: No, Jian Xubai, a person who can vomit when he sees a corpse, can he be a boss? Until one day, when Ying Zhuo was not around, someone used a big move to directly beat an evil shadow spirit to ashes. The other team members said: Good guy! It turns out that you are pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger, and you have been pretending to be a rookie? ———— Ying Zhuo is a little beast bred from the chaotic energy of heaven and earth. He can devour living and dead things around him. After leaving the "immortal" who took him in, he continued to devour and turned into a powerful chimera monster... Having lived for more than a thousand years, he was feared because of his terrorist power and imprisoned in the deepest, darkest underground cage. Until one day, the door opened to him, and he finally got to see the light of day! Appeared as a "specially invited" consultant to the special affairs handling team. A second ago: Why do you think I will help you. The next second (smelling a familiar smell): Okay, I'll go. When he saw the former "immortal", his mind suddenly changed: I was your partner in the previous life. However, the immortal didn't believe it and thought he was crazy! Since then, the boss has transformed into a double-standard dog, acting eccentric and venomous in front of outsiders, and being coquettish, conniving and well-behaved in front of his wife. Dreams, mirror images, redemption, it turns out they are all scams customized for me... Here, everything is illusion, only you are real. * Ying Zhuo × Jian Xubai, 1v1, double clean, double strong, year on year, HE Previous life: Two-way secret love (not specified) Now: One-way shameless pursuit of his wife] Purpose: Protecting social peace is everyone's responsibility