Traveling Through Danmei Butter Guide, but I Am a Piece of Wood
穿越耽美黄油攻略但我是木头啊
by Pcache0421 (PCache0421)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 4k Words
- Genre
- Multi-Orientation
- Updated
- 7mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeWestern Fantasy
- POVMale Lead
- Age18+
- Ensemble Cast
- Interstellar
- Lighthearted
- Power Couple
- Sentinel & Guide
- System
Synopsis
"Wandering in Eden" is a game created by a studio owned by a well-known company in the Federation. It is set against the background of the interstellar world view and integrates comprehensive gameplay such as gun battles, hunting and fighting, and suspense reasoning. It has been widely praised since its launch. The most popular aspect is the creation of the characters of several highly popular protagonists and their prototypes in the Federation - the loyal guards of the Holy Cult and their families. The making of these powerful and holy people into butter naturally inspired the dark side in the hearts of the Federation people, and the upgraded VR version became a hot-seller among the middle and upper classes. For a time, the company's technology sales were greatly reduced by this game. Those who didn't know it thought that the Federation Bighead Technology Company had changed careers. The two most popular topics in the game forum are the discussion of the butter story and the game points ranking list. They uncovered the account holder who had firmly topped the rankings as soon as the game was released—the only Holy Cult Guard Captain who had not been included in the game, Rodrian Alderson. But before they could be shocked as to why the Holy Cult Guard Captain would play butter, they were stunned by even more bombshell news - the Guard Captain didn't even play the plot section, and all he got were points from MOBA gameplay such as gun battle mode, pvp mode, unfair confrontation, etc. As we all know, as long as you pass a plot point in the plot mode, you can get four times the points of a victory in the MOBA offensive and defensive mode. Needless to say, the gold content of being firmly at the top of the standings. This incident made all game fans fall for it. Soon after, some entertainment news even revealed that a game team worshiped the captain of the guard as a god. But none of the above is the explosion of what Rodrian is facing. Yes, it's not that he hasn't taken off his VR glasses, but that he has really traveled into this ghost game. It's okay to be in moba mode, but he is in butter story mode, the kind that r18 also comes with various plays. Just as Rodrian was in a mess in the wind, the system sounded in his head with an extremely unbeatable voice. "Rodrian, your dad will be your system!" ".? Father?" "How come you really can't recognize me anymore?!" "Who the hell are you?" ————————— "In short, in short, Rodrian, if you want to get out of this buttery world, you must successfully defeat all the protagonists! To put it simply, you need to make their favorability value reach 100!" "Brother, you have already systemized the cheating instructions?" "... Do you think I will still be here with you, a stupid idiot, after receiving the highest authority order?" OK! Rodrian looked at the faces of his former colleagues and breathed a sigh of relief. Awesome! Just attack your colleagues of the same sex and start the R-rated story in every corner, and then you can exit the game and have a fist-to-fist exchange with your real-life colleagues! Why not! Rodrian's face was so dark that he could drip ink from his mother-in-law solo. It's great. These days are really getting more and more decisive, he thought numbly. ————————— An introverted sentinel who was considered a freak by an ordinary family and was sent to a remote agricultural planet spent every day huddled in his room and internalizing himself. After losing a bet with the system, Rodrian climbed up to the roof in the middle of the night and danced to let his spiritual body fly. He happened to be seen by the sentinel. Under the moonlight, he admired the spirit body roaming freely in the night sky with a smile, which gave the sentinel the joy of meeting the same kind for the first time. It also unexpectedly touched the young man's heart, making him look forward to the world for the first time after being separated. After losing his job on the agricultural star, Rodrian traveled many places and finally got a job as a sentinel's training partner on the main star under the guidance of the system. The sentinel perfected his fighting skills under Rodrian's guidance. The excitement and admiration of adolescence made the young man fall in love. Rodrian was chased and kidnapped due to a scandal and had to flee the main star and settle on Ymir. In the middle of the night, he was wandering out in a hurry and happened to meet a crazy young man who was about to jump into the river. The system was very indifferent and chewed potato chips as salted fish in the wheat. Seeing that the system was not able to do anything, Rodrian could only personally pull the young sentinel off the railing, who had closed himself off and gradually became crazy and broken due to the loss of his brother, and was forced to give the sentry the first mental counseling in his life. So during the three months on Ymir, the puppy stayed clinging to Rodrian. Because he lost his life, Rodrian had to do what he had done in his previous life, making quick money as a mercenary. Under the guidance and coercion of the system, he was forced to save the key figure in the plot who had a stinky face. Rodrian was very afraid of the sentinel's stinky face and listened to various bad ideas from the system to try to improve the relationship between the two. According to the plot, the key character was trained to be a taciturn undertaker. Rodrian secretly laughed and laughed, but he didn't know that every time the sentry saw him with a bad face, it was because he didn't know how to deal with someone who showed such pure kindness for the first time in his life. The admiration in his heart slowly twisted into unspeakable love. Rodrian, the boss of the corps, committed a crime and had to find a lawyer. The system racked its brains and couldn't think of any words to persuade the lawyer to help them, so it gritted its teeth and changed the values, triggering the lawyer's mental riot. Rodrian once again unskilledly established a spiritual link with the Sentinels to quell the riot, which also successfully allowed him to get a chance to defend his boss with a lawyer. But Rodrian didn't know that he and the lawyer were a good match. The lawyer who saw off Rodrian for the first time in his life fell into deep thought. Rodrian, who was forcibly recruited by the White Tower and kept paddling, became a public guide because he was too disobedient and refused to establish a permanent link. As an S-level man, he has abundant mental power. Every day, he cleans the mental images of the sentinels and adjusts their sensory parameters so that they can better adapt to the mission. He also met those children who regarded him as a crush. After getting along with them for a while in a slightly awkward manner, he felt that the White Tower was actually not bad. To retract the positive comments, it would be okay if the broken White Tower really regarded him as a human being, but the White Tower regarded him as a bargaining chip. An S-class guide who has not yet established a permanent link is a rare commodity. It is more than enough to throw it to the Eden rebel organization and let them settle down within a hundred years and stop posing a threat to the rulers. Rodrian, who was sitting in the starship prison in handcuffs, curled his lips and looked at the face in front of him that was very similar to his own and smiled: "Wow, brother, you didn't expect me to be here, did you?" With the help of his brother, Rodrian successfully killed the tyrant Surtur, reformed the White Tower system and began to sweep away the gray industries under the White Tower. Everything was prosperous—— It wasn't until he was pinned against the wall by the sentry who was in the heat of bonding that Rodrian, a piece of wood, remembered amidst the sharp beeping sound of the system that this game was butter! ! ! The plot of no child, full text bl, double strength. The male protagonist will be pushed into the fire pit by the Lezi system because he is too stupid. The system is online late. #It turns out that the spores released by hyphae are guide agents# # rival colleagues became childhood sweethearts# #Crush who unexpectedly became a good partner# #I raise you as my son and you treat me as your wife# #Did you think that the favorability level was negative because it was too high and it exploded?# # Cold Sentinel was defeated by the guide Su# #Brother, hug me and tell me what's on your mind# The wood guide assisted by the fun person system (received) x is undecided? ? ? Intention: Light is light, regardless of source or destination.