
Hey, Your Dad Is Here
嘿,你爹来喽
by What's Going On? What's Going On? (吗喽吗喽喽)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 24k Words
- Chapters
- 7
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 6mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
When he was reborn for the first time, Liang Yang thought he was the favored son of heaven, Long Aotian Benlong, but he was treated as a street by the copy NPC and kicked to death. When he was reborn for the second time, Liang Yang thought that the last time was just a bit of trouble, but this time he turned defeat into victory, was swallowed by the NPC, and was reincarnated in the toilet whirlpool. Rebirth every time, the nodes are different every time, and it will not work if you want to follow the old path of the predecessors. ... After the thirty-sixth rebirth, Liang Yang realized that he was simply stuck and had a bug. The worst he could do was not go to the infinite world. After being smashed to death by a flowerpot when I went out, stabbed to death by a neighbor at home, and drowned in water when I went to the toilet. Damn it, I'm at odds with this world! Helping a poor woman deal with her cheating husband in Heping Community, she will be punished forever without any thanks. In the patriarchal sacrificial village, the villagers play rock-paper-scissors, and the loser will become a female imp. In the terrifying prison, cosplay the Powerpuff Girls and use their companions to seduce the prison guards and escape on their own. In the horror school cosplay Breaking Bad, what is bullying and what is isolation? Come and taste your father. The c4 explodes! Steal the clown's wig in the horror amusement park and tie the ghost to the jumping machine as a reward. Sparks fly in the passionate bumper car. How can you call it a bumper car without touching it? Don't be afraid of the monster on the front of the car. You won't die if you hit it. Have a hearty wheelchair racing match with a wheelchair ghost in a scary hospital. The loser will be crushed into 2D. You are pretending to be the bride in the Ghost Marriage dungeon, but you are not the one paying homage to her? I evaded fares at the Death Subway Station and successfully became a train conductor. What does it mean if I know how to drive a subway car? In the scary fairy tale, feed the mermaid canned herrings and add 502 glue to Cinderella's glass slippers. In the scary village, throw stones into the well where the ghost is and see if your father can kill you. In the welcoming town, replace all the yellow roses with slender figures with yellow chrysanthemums. It would be great. Soaking them in water can also reduce the heat. In the infinite ocean, I used the sea monster's octopus tentacles to make small balls, because the craftsmanship is so good that the sea monster also likes to eat them (another eight skewers, I have tentacles!) Destroy the infinite world, don't make you laugh, Brother Liang, I will blow up this b copy for you even if I die eight times. What do you mean this is your tomb? What do you mean this is your coffin? What do you mean by not holding back the jewels on your coffin? This is all mine! What do you mean, this is all for your future wife, I'm sorry, I don't want it anymore. In the Horror Company copy, flush the leader hiding in the toilet and poke the peeping ghost's eyeballs with a toothpick. I am a Buddha who does not overcome poverty. It just so happens that I do not worship external gods. Damn it, you are so evil. You even pretend to be a Bodhisattva to deceive people. It's okay. You will definitely change your ways and return to the right path under my wonderful hand of rejuvenation. An unfinished copy under construction, yo! 99%, Rare thing hahaha, rare thing. NPCs: Don't come over! A certain boss: Every time I see him, my heart feels stuffy, my face feels hot, and my hands and feet feel numb. Am I in love~ NPCs: Is it possible that the boss is mad at you? Determination: If no one offends me, I will offend them. If someone offends me, I will kill everyone in my house.