Pretending to Be Green Tea, but Being Heard by the Immortal Lord
伪装绿茶,但被仙尊听到心声
by Carp Gulu (鲤咕噜)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeCultivation
- POVBottom-Lead (Shou)
- Age18+
Synopsis
At the critical moment of the promotion competition, Su Yan's vision went dark. When he opened his eyes again, he entered a fairy tale and became a vicious male partner with the same name. The good news is, he knows this book. The bad news is that he has been transformed into a super cannon fodder who can't survive more than three sentences and is about to be shot into a shooting star by the protagonist. There are only two ways in front of him: either go to the ball immediately, or bind to the [peerless green tea development system] that claims to be able to change your destiny. In order to survive and to accumulate enough points to return to the original world and complete the promotion match, the Internet-addicted young man Su Yan endured the humiliation and began to learn tea art. Drop! Newbie mission release: Facing the Immortal Lord, say in the most delicate tone: "The Immortal Lord is so fierce, people are afraid~" Mission success reward: Immune to one physical damage. Penalty for failure: complete destruction of one's soul on the spot. Countdown: 10, 9...] Su Yan: "..." Is it too late to untie it now? ! In front of him, the legendary Immortal Lord Shen Hanzhou was dressed in white, standing with his hands behind his back, and the three feet of his body were filled with freezing coldness. He raised his fingertips slightly, and a terrifying spiritual pressure that was enough to scatter his ashes was gathering. The system countdown is like a reminder. Su Yan closed his eyes tragically, and clamped his throat as if he were about to die: "Xian, Xianjun is so fierce, people... Are afraid~~~" The last note was so trembling that it made eighteen turns. The expected severe pain did not come, and the terrible spiritual pressure seemed to dissipate? Su Yan secretly opened a slit between his eyes. I saw the storm in the eyes of the aloof Immortal Lord even more terrifying than before. The voice of the stupid system is still announcing the good news in my mind: [Beep! Mission accomplished! Rewards are distributed! Congratulations to the host for taking the first step to become a tea master! Su Yan's heart collapsed: It turns out that this palm can't be avoided no matter what. However, this is just the beginning. Under the wise command of the system, his journey of cultivating tea art was sliding in an uncontrollable direction. What's even more frightening is that Su Yan has no idea that the Immortal Lord, who is calm on the surface, can clearly hear all the fancy curses in his heart. Small Theater Later, the three worlds were shocked. Immortal Lord Shen Hanzhou, who had always been ruthless and without hesitation in slaying demons without hesitation, suddenly had a young monk with low cultivation beside him. The little monk's eyes turned red at every turn and he was about to cry, but he was so pampered by the Immortal Lord that he was so doted on that he was lawless and protected him every step of the way. Everyone couldn't help but sigh: The hero will eventually be in trouble with the beauty. It's just that this beauty... Is the tea fragrance on her body too rich? Saved on January 26, 2026 Intention: The Immortal Lord is so fierce that people are afraid of him