
A Big Boss in the World of Immortality, Isn't She a Farmer?
修仙界大佬,她不是种田的吗?
by Wuji (午己)
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Jade slips dropped from the sky "The Immortal accepts disciples online, and you will get a VIP15 luxury gift package when you click on it! Luxurious sect, legendary spiritual pet, first-class magic weapon" Ning Qiunuan, who was the leader of the whole village and was about to starve to death, believed her. Then she saw that the legendary "luxury sect" was three straw houses. The "legendary spiritual pet" is a grumpy hen named Chicken Boss. The "first-grade magical weapon" is a broken hoe that must be called Brother Hoe, otherwise he will lose his temper. As expected, society is sinister and advertising slogans cannot be trusted. Ning Qiunuan turned around and left. Unexpectedly, a gray-haired immortal with an immortal demeanor hugged her thigh: "Fellow Taoist, stay! There is a surprise in the back mountain!" She went. When she saw the thousands of acres of land in the back mountains, she knelt down and said, "Immortal, you are my god!" The immortal pointed the way: "The first important thing for a master is to find his own way." Ning Qiunuan looked at the ground under her feet: "My way is to have enough food. This is the ground under my feet." The Immortal Chief nodded: "Congratulations on becoming the leader. The main mission begins. Within a hundred years, become the number one person in the world of immortality, and lead the sect to become the number one sect in the world of immortality. If you can't do it, it will be the antonym of movable characters." From then on, when other sects were fighting, she would hoe the ground; when other sects gathered, she would sow and fertilize. Then she discovered something strange about this land. Everything she planted contained spiritual energy when harvested, and eating it was more effective than the Spirit Gathering Pill. She also accepted four disciples. The eldest disciple was about to get mad: "Master, men will affect the speed of drawing your sword, but farming will not." The second disciple entered the Tao with an algorithm: "According to calculations, the interval between swings of your sword is as long as 3.15 Seconds. I only need to seize these 3.15 Seconds to defeat you." The third disciple's fighting power increased sharply when he was furious: "You dare to step on my crops? It's a waste of food! Scholars can be killed and cannot be humiliated. Today you must be finished!" The fourth disciple has a smiling face and specializes in dirty work: "Master, leave the things in the dark to me. When it comes to dirty things, no one can play with me. By the way, I am a traditional person, I can be a kid." She also picked up a handsome man who was ready to seek death and took him as a handyman. The handyman is good-looking and cooks delicious food, but she is a bit clingy. She follows her wherever she goes, doesn't talk much, and is jealous. But he is very much in line with her, and he understands everything about her like a roundworm in her belly. Everything was calm until crisis struck. Only then did Ning Qiunuan realize that all of this turned out to be a life-threatening scam. The liar and immortal leader she had scolded countless times, in fact, every word he said was true. He never lied to her. He bets his life on whether he can win this time. And that clingy handyman, whose true identity is a big shot in the world of immortality, has been looking for her for seven hundred years. Small theater: In the middle period, during the sect competition, Ning Qiunuan swept through ten people with a hoe, shocking the entire audience. The leaders asked: "What is this move?" She replied: "The trick I just used was used when I was farming." Leaders: This woman is using killing moves to farm? ! She was so poor that when she ate vegetable balls, the head of Danzong was shocked: "You actually eat a piece of spirit-gathering grass as a meal?!" Ning Qiunuan was stunned: "Isn't that wild vegetables? There are hundreds of acres of them in the mountains behind me." —— In the later period, Ning Qiunan, who had become the number one in the world of cultivating immortals and the number one in the sect, sat at the head position: "When planting land, you must first loosen the soil and then apply fertilizer..." The new disciple is puzzled. The eldest disciple replied: "Idiot, the master is teaching us how to practice." The disciple pointed to the man sweeping the floor next to him and asked, "Who is he?" Disciple: "Headboy" The disciple is confused, can the handyman secretly hold the head's hand? Intention: Create the future with your hands.