As a peerless genius with an innate sword bone, Song Ci, also known as Wei Fengqiu, was supposed to go to the Sword Sect to be the swordmaster of the fourteen frost-cold states.
But he didn't.
Because he heard that the most profitable professions in the world of immortality are alchemy cultivators and talisman cultivators, but he thinks talisman cultivators are more handsome, and a high-level talisman is hard to find!
Therefore, Song Ci resolutely (and misguidedly) joined Fu Zong with the great dream of becoming the richest man in the world of immortality.
However, God is fair. It gave Song Ci stunning beauty and a devastating talent for swordsmanship, but conveniently locked his painting skills at minus infinity.
Someone else draws a talisman: the pen moves like a dragon or a snake, and the aura flows.
Song Ci drew the talisman: chicken claws scratching the ground, ink balls meeting.
Others fight: Throw out the talisman and thunder and fire fill the sky.
Song Ci fought: Throwing out the talisman... The talisman paper spontaneously combusted on the spot because it was rejected by Heaven because it was too ugly.
But Song Ci still refused to give up.
Song Ci: "This is called abstract art! This Heavenly Thunder Talisman only sells for ninety-nine and eighty-eight cents! Children and old men are innocent!"
The buyer looked at the ink stain that looked like it had been stepped on by chicken feet and exuded an ominous atmosphere: "... Fellow Taoist, is this really not a curse?"
Food Guide
The protagonist is a heartthrob without knowing it, his beauty is worth MAX, his strength is worth MAX, and his talent in Talisman is infinite.
As long as Song Ci picks up the pen, it's a funny novel; as long as Song Ci draws out his sword, it's an invincible and hilarious novel.
Multiplayer and single arrow, the heartthrob is unaware of it, and the protagonist just wants to make money.
Purpose: Even if you have no talent, you must persist in your dream(?)