[Able to bend, stretch out her mouth, sweet drama queen, cowardly and passive × Duplicitous, cold-faced, sullen and coquettish Ghost King Gong]
Lin Zhen, a professional magic stick who made a living by drawing fake talismans, transformed into a beggar who was about to starve to death in ancient times.
But there is always a way, so he saw that the county magistrate was recruiting a heavenly master.
Lin Zhen: What a coincidence, professional counterpart.
But why is there really a ghost in the house——
The fierce ghost was chasing after him, and Lin Zhen felt that he might really be stuck here.
When he was desperate, his plan came!
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[Rules: Fulfill the wishes of the evil ghost babies and win ghost-killing props. Dear, why don't you try it?
Lin Zhen: Just give it a try.
Then he tried out the Ghost King.
Now it's better, all the ghosts chasing him have run away, and only the ghost king is left sharpening his sword at him.
Lin Zhen had an idea and rushed forward to hug his thigh: "Old... Er, no, husband! I am your wife who has been separated for eight hundred years!"
The Ghost King lowered his eyes to look at him and suddenly smiled.
Lin Zhen's back felt cold.
Why is this smile so eerie?
Later, Lin Zhen was forced to bear the humiliation (willingness) and humiliation (willingness) to make money for the Ghost King, work as a tool, and warm the bed...
One day, he finally couldn't bear it anymore, rubbed his sore waist, and ran away with the money he earned.
Before he ran two miles away, 1,000 ghost years suddenly flashed in his little live broadcast room: [Yan (60LV): Madam, did you have fun running?
Lin Zhen was shocked all over.
Looking back, I saw the Ghost King leaning against the wall, smiling but not smiling.
Spicy pills!
A man can bend and stretch! So Lin Zhensi knelt down, hugged the Ghost King's thin waist and cried bitterly (pretend): 555... Kiss me, this time I really realized my mistake.
#I just want to pretend to be a magic stick, why am I forced to be an anchor#
#I originally wanted to make a fortune through live streaming, but ended up being taken care of by the Ghost King#
Reading guide:
1. The characters are not perfect, everything serves the plot.
2. Imaginary background, metaphysical content comes from the Internet and is fabricated by the author, please do not take it seriously.
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The honest man Xu Zhi's brother in Wenli is still a brother-in-law.
Xu Zhi was shocked. Fortunately, his "husband" didn't seem to like men, and neither did his brother.
Xu Zhi: What brother? If you don't understand, just live honestly.
Until the system issued a mission: to prevent the Zhou brothers from developing abnormal love in the book and maintain normal family relationships.
Xu Zhi looked shocked and confused, but the system only vaguely explained that the mission was successful if the two brothers were respectful.
Well, in order to be resurrected, the honest man Xu Zhi fought hard!
He quietly observed for a while:
Zhou Yang, Zhisun's younger brother, has a bad temper. He always likes to go against his uncle and provokes him everywhere.
Brother Haozhu is gentle and polite, tolerant of his younger brothers and courteous in everything.
He came to a conclusion: start with the bad bamboo shoots!
So when the two of them were "brothers and friends, brothers respectfully", he took action obediently: "Second Master... I am so kind to you. My elder brother is like my father. I really envy the brotherhood between you two."
He deliberately said the word "brother" very hard, his eyes flickering as a hint: Do you understand? You are all brothers!
Master Zhou, who had just been angered by the yin and yang of the Zhou family boss, became even more angry when he heard this.
He kicked him up and was about to ask someone to drag him down to be sold, but his angry eyes fell on this ignorant slave and he was startled.
Mr. Tuesday has always been sympathetic to Meiyu, and his face was suddenly full of interest, "Big brother, that wooden fish, there is such a lively person like you next to me? Why don't you just follow me."
The boss of the Zhou family saw this and was dissatisfied. He was used to being in control of everything, including his roommate who he didn't dislike, not to mention that the young man was clean, pure, well-behaved and obedient.
Xu Zhi, who completed the task obediently, saw that the brotherhood he had adjusted became more and more "normal and deep", and felt that he had a chance to win.
Until the system sent out an alarm, saying that the two brothers rolled on the same bed.
Xu Zhi was shocked and rushed into the room, only to see the always dignified and gentle old man squeezing the second master's neck, "I'll say it again, he is your sister-in-law."
Master Zhou was not afraid at all, his eyes and brows were full of provocation, "It could also be my sister-in-law. After all, we look the same, so it may not be you he likes."
#Don't fight anymore, I'm really a straight man#
Intention: Good deeds and evil deeds will be rewarded, life is fleeting
