[The unlucky bull and horse money fan is attacked by x arrogant and jealous spirit beast (cat)]
Emotional version:
Jiang Yi is an unlucky urban cow horse, with a monthly salary of 3,000 yuan and no five insurances and one housing fund.
One day, on his way home from get off work, he encountered a white cat that wanted to touch him.
Jiang asked: Hello.
Business version:
When Jiang Yi developed leek candy that can help lose weight.
Beforehand, the customer said: Hetui, even dogs won't eat this stuff.
Afterwards, the customer said: It smells great!
Dang Jiang suspected that he had grown Tang pears that could increase his strength.
Beforehand, customer: Whoever buys this thing will be fooled.
Afterwards, customer: I heard that the national weightlifting team designated the pears sold by Jiang Qin as sports supplements. Is this news true or false?
When Jiang suspected...
Customer: Have you developed something else?
Jiang Yi: Big opening bonus! Flat peaches from Pantaoyuan and ginseng fruits from Wuzhuangguan are all priced at ten yuan for three pounds. The quota is limited and first come, first served.
Customer: The company makes a lot of money but doesn't take any money home.
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While loving farming, Jiang Xin's favorite thing is petting his cat.
Until one day, the little white cat turned into a mighty mythical beast. Its long tail wrapped it in its arms and asked, "Why don't you masturbate anymore?"
Jiang Yi: Actually, I like smaller ones.
Jiang asked:......
Double clean, 1v1
Purpose: Rural revitalization
