As a professional scumbag acting department under the Time and Space Administration, the employees in the department have excellent scumbag acting experience. Whether it is a pretty boy who eats soft food, a domineering president who forces love, a ruthless immortal, or a phoenix man who comes out of a mountain village, they can do it all with ease.
But one day, the bad guys traveled to the right world, but got the wrong script.
*
Zha Gong No. 1 Got the soft rice script.
——You are an excellent pretty girl. You have handsome appearance, outstanding figure, and extraordinary clothes. But unfortunately, except for your face and figure, you have nothing.
——You never work, you are an indolent worm, you rely entirely on your wife to support you, and you squander his wealth wantonly.
So, when the youngest major general in the empire fell from the altar and was forcibly matched with a low-ranking male from a rival family, when all the insects thought that the male would suppress the major general, cannibalize his family and wealth, deprive the major general of his job little by little, and finally break the major general's wings and lock him up at home:
The pretty girl: "The husband's appearance, the wife's glory."
With a 365° handsome face and a body like a male model, the male worm implements the pretty boy's rules to the end. He shows off his affection to the major general closely every day. He often brings his own meals to the military headquarters to visit the major general, but he has no interest in advising the major general on his work.
Just kidding, why does the pretty boy care about work?
As for squandering wealth...
Zha Gong looked at the gems at the auction and leaned close to the major general's ear, his eyes filled with anticipation: "That gem will look good on you. Can you buy it and show it to me?"
The major general looked erratic: "... Buy, buy, buy them all."
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Zha Gong No. 2 Got the script of ABO's forced love.
——You are the obsessive love boss in Abo's novel. You have to go against your wife's will, forcibly mark his glands, and force him again and again until he becomes pregnant with your child.
Therefore, the level was too high, the spiritual sea was out of control, and the insect was about to turn into a rage. No insect could appease the mark, so the prince could only apply to go to the deserted star alone. At the end of his life, the prince was suddenly dragged into the cave by the insect.
The male bit and gnawed at his glands, sucking in his pheromones until he was dizzy, marking and marking again.
When the prince saw clearly that the male was many years younger than him, and expressed with complicated emotions that he did not need to take responsibility, the male sneered with an unhappy look on his face: "Why, do you think I have wronged you as my female monarch? What a pity, you can be the female monarch as well as you can be inappropriate."
"You don't like my pheromones that much? I've already submitted an application for forced matching. It's all done, you have to like it even if you don't like it!"
Prince: "..."
As for forcing children to have children...
When the prince euphemistically stated that it was difficult for high-level Zerg to conceive, and he was no longer young, and if the male Zerg identified him, they would probably not have eggs, the male Zerg's face instantly became extremely ugly.
He was angry while attacking: "Oh, I disgust you so much, do you still want to reject me for this reason? I don't care! I will lay eggs with you!"
The prince looked at the ceiling absentmindedly: "... Live, live, live."
*
Zha Gong No. 3 Got the script of the Demon Lord of the Ruthless Dao.
Zha Gong No. 4 Got the Phoenix Man script.
……
Year-end performance review, the management board was confused: Huh? What about all the bad attacks I put in?
No! See! La!
*The fictional background has nothing to do with reality, please do not substitute it for reality.
*Not suitable for reading by those who have strong control over either party. Comments by those who control the party will be deleted.
Purpose: Be kind to others, love requires sincerity
Reader comments
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I feel like they are very suitable for this: Alan: Your Majesty, I cannot be your general, your guide, your toy, your knife and sword, your doll, your most loyal ally, and your female monarch at the same time. Your Majesty: Why not? Alan: ... Well, why not? All for you.
Will your conscience really not hurt if you stop here?
I thought I would be able to see HE today. Damn it, you are teasing me again.
Ahhhhhhhh, scream, don't stop here.
Baby Alan, you are going to die. You will be caught and executed by the hero.
Damn little biscuit, stuck here and trying to be cute
Damn it, your majesty has been enjoying it for so long, and he finally wants to speak openly.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh use me! I can't sleep well tonight [crying] [crying]
As punishment for being stuck here, I will see giant cookies tomorrow [showing my heart] [crying]
Urgent, urgent, urgent
The nutrient solution has been filled with the "code word energy tank", please start the update! [Crying]
Sir, for the nutritional solution you ordered, our store accepts payment via updates.
Will a towering tree grow if you pour nutrient solution into a small tree pit?
Call the teacher and ask him to update 100 chapters a day [dog head]
If you irrigate the plant with nutrient solution, will it grow a million-dollar plant? !
Damn, these nutrient solutions are all for you!
A new day! New nutrient solution! Come on, code!
Nutrient solution signal has been detected in the code word area, please pay close attention to checking.
I voted for the author's "nourishing nutrient solution". Remember to take a sip when you stay up late typing~
[Orange Sugar] I got [Purple Sugar] kswl. I have the nutrient solution in hand. Do you want to add more? !
[Cat Claw]
Nutrient solution +1! Great update also +1!
Didi—Your nutrient solution takeout has been delivered, please check it in time and update it!
[Cracked] It's too bad to be stuck here.
[Rabbit head with vertical ears][Rabbit head with vertical ears][Rabbit head with vertical ears]
[Rabbit head with vertical ears][Rabbit head with vertical ears][Rabbit head with vertical ears]
Claw ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hope me get the next chapter T^T
If you don't update the article, how can I buy the article? If I don't buy the article, how can I get the nutrient solution? Tell me what to do!
Don't stop typing, I'm here with nutrient solution supplies!
A new day! New nutrient solution! Come on, code!