
Oh My God, There's a Big Peanut Tree
咪的天,花生大树了
by Sad Seaweed Cake (悲伤海苔饼)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 3k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 6mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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She is very introverted and does not say anything when she is full. She keeps eating Otome fucks×mysterious god of death (×) Color-changing muscle rabbit × hot-faced cute cow cat (√) — On a snowy Christmas night, Jiang Yusheng picked up a little black cat that was pricked by a rose. It had a moon-shaped white hair on its forehead and beautiful sapphire blue eyes that looked like an old friend's. It was noble and elegant like a little prince. His Highness the Prince had a stern look in his eyes and meowed reservedly. It doesn't want food, it just wants to go home with her. On the same day, the kitten successfully entered the house and named it Lanzhizhi. Jiang Jiang found that this cat was good at everything, but had a bad temper—— On the first day after entering the house, Jiang Jiang pointed to the self-pushed millet (periphery) filled with iron cabinets and introduced: "These are your father!" ——What a coincidence, they both have black hair and blue eyes, they look just like one of their own. Mi was so angry that she cursed. The next day, Jiang Jiang found the trampled Baji (badge) in the corner, and the criminal Lan's footprints were still on her husband's handsome face; I was dissatisfied that she had to hold a cotton doll to sleep every night, always squeezing into her arms and replacing it in the middle of the night; Mi hates hearing the name of any male creature from her mouth, parkouring back and forth in the house to attract her attention; I also don't like that she goes to that crappy class where she leaves early and comes home late every day, often sitting on the toilet and breaking down crying... One person and one microphone, a battle of wits and courage. Jiang Yusheng felt that the days that were originally as boring as boiled water became more interesting. —— Lan Jing is a remnant soul that was placed in a different world for nourishment and repair. In the almost stagnant and long gray years, He used sleep to fight against eternal life. One day, the girl's clear and lively voice suddenly sounded in my ears, and she has been with her ever since. Once you wake up, the world is turned upside down. Lan Jing turned into a thin black cat? Ginger ginger... Ginger ginger... Ginger ginger... He was finally able to break through that obstructive screen and touch the real her. There seems to be nothing wrong with living an ordinary life trapped in this furry body. Lan Jing's tail gently wrapped around the girl's wrist, purring comfortably. ——It would be better if he didn't have to call himself daddy. —— Mi: Meow meow meow, meow meow? (Man, what are your criteria for choosing a mate?) Jiang Jiang: Laxative, the husband can be a piece of paper, but he cannot be a real person three times. Mi: Meow! Meow meow meow! (Human, can my husband not be a human?) Jiang Jiang (changing color): It's okay for outsiders! Okay, teacher, do you have food? Mi:? —— ①The copywriting is just an animal sculpture, and the male protagonist will change into a human form later~ ②B Game Settings: The article refers to the buy-out B Game cartridge, which has not actually been released on the market. Just background, very, very little about the game. Intention: Love can break through dimensions.