Was the Distress Call Tied to the Wrong Person?

Feng Lingyuan is an international student in Japan, majoring in an unpopular major. Until the mobile phone is used as the host of the "World Distress Signal" from the multiverse, the daily tasks become: writing a mourning poem for the sunset in Yokohama, coaxing the vampire to cry, and using classical Chinese to provide psychological counseling for the supernatural berserker. He thought this was outrageous enough. Until his campus life became the scene of a crack in the multiverse: The windows of the library occasionally lead to the fountain garden of Ouran High School; The disciplinary committee members fighting on the rooftop, their weapons blazing with mafia flames; And the white-haired teacher with an eye patch who always haunts the old school building always chases him and asks: "Can the poem you wrote... Can exorcise the cursed spirit?" The system is still popping up like crazy: [Please give "one sentence of angry guidance" to the Port Mafia Gravity Envoy! [Please explain the "Definition of Loneliness in the 21st Century" to the vampire nobles! Feng Lingyuan: "... Don't each of your worlds have their own psychological counselors?" Forget it. He took out his notebook and decided to prescribe a strong dose of medicine to these interdimensional patients—— Specialties of the 21st century: Prescription notes for dark aesthetics. By the way, write all this as your graduation thesis. As a result, the painting style gradually became weird: The port Mafia caretaker could not sleep while holding his poem: "Oops, even committing suicide is like rushing to an aesthetic feast." The most powerful man in the spell held a piece of candy in his mouth and nodded: "Your words can make people think about life better than 'Infinite Space'~" The famous detective of the Armed Detective Agency praised the case and said: "It's so cunning! You used the darkest ink to draw the brightest light!" And Mr. White Crow, who anonymously sponsored him to publish the entire series, with thicker annotations than the original work—— The demon Fyodor was staring at the data called "Cultural Meme Infection Rate" that was soaring on the monitor screen, and felt his rationality collapse for the first time: "The methods he uses to save the world are writing poems, dancing, and passing out candies..." "And I seem to have become his most dangerous accomplice and... The number one addiction sample." The most amazing thing is—— This cat who uses poetry to carry out dimensionality reduction attacks is actually an "intuitive tyrant" who curses in his heart and gives candy on the surface when he feels aggrieved. He can always expose the philosophical pretense of all the big guys with an innocent "truth". Edogawa Ranpo, the famous detective of the Armed Detective Agency, highly recognized this: "The famous detective announced - he is the only one who can keep up with my bungee jumping of thoughts! Our communication relies entirely on brain waves!" Everyone: "... Do you two call that 'communication'? That's basically a cross-server encrypted call!" Maomao (tilts head, hands out a candy): "Huh? Isn't what I said the truth?... Do you want to eat candy?" Reading Guide 1. Large-scale cultural field site: the main stage is Yokohama, where your comments can fall into Maomao's "Aesthetic Clinic" & "Graduation Thesis Case Library" at any time. 2. Atypical salvation story: The protagonist's output depends on his pen, drama, and disco music list. Physical combat with five scum, mental (& cultural) critical hit SSS+. 3. CP line·The peak of sapiosexuality: Demon Fyodor → ←Cat Cat. It is the fatal attraction of "rational addiction" vs. "Straight ball critical hit" and "the observer becomes the best sample". He wrote Wanyan observation reports for him and stuffed him with popping candies. 4. Su Shuang's healing system: Maomao uses mourning literature and Chinese electronic music to achieve the highest healing rate in all worlds. The golden finger is "cultural compatibility" and "intuitive defense breaking". 5. Easy daily life + dangerous tension: See how Maomao uses poetry and strawberry fortune to balance the daily life of "saving the world" and "completing the graduation thesis". One sentence recommendation: When the world was about to collapse because it was too "logical", they kidnapped a Chinese student. Later, the bosses from thousands of dimensions lined up to wait for him to issue a diagnosis: "Doctor, I'm very ill and I need your poems - or your playlist from last night's disco to save my life." And the demon who wants to purify the world is learning how to write a... Love letter without any data or theorems. Purpose: Learn to turn a star into a candy