[Ninja Overlord Human Attacker x Big Destroyer Mermaid Sufferer]
On the day of the Storm Festival, Elaine, the most beautiful male mermaid in the continent of Estella, was hit by a thunderstorm and fell to the earth while chasing a delicious jellyfish.
After being discovered by humans, he was chased eight trenches by modern technology.
He fled to the shallow sea in a panic, and happened to run into the arms of a man who was diving.
The man's body smells surprisingly good, his waistline is tight, and his buttocks line is especially... Attractive.
Elaine was greedy when she saw the other party actively gesticulating to her, "Follow me, there's something to eat." She suddenly understood, and moved to hold the human's hand and shook it:
This biped is so good! He actually took the initiative to serve as a food reserve for him!
Later, when Elaine was held in the arms of "Reserve Food" and the scales on his tail were kissed so hot, he understood with tears in his eyes——
The "eating" of earthlings and the "eating" he understands are not the same thing at all!
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Xu Fang, the youngest person in power of the Xu Group.
That day he went diving on vacation and met a mermaid.
Xu Fang: It was love at first sight.
Xu Fang: My family, I picked up a mermaid and he wants to go home with me!
Xu Fang, who successfully abducted a mermaid, thought he had picked up a rare treasure, but found out that it was a mermaid that combined all the shortcomings of being a housebreaker, such as Bigger, Erha, and a cow cat.
On the first day, the mermaid escaped from prison and stole all the desserts in the refrigerator, then lay on the kitchen floor tiles and burped.
The next day, the mermaid smashed the bulletproof glass ocean tank with his tail and flooded his penthouse into an aquarium.
The seventh day, the mermaid...
Xu Fang's face darkened every time, and the word "you——" still stuck in his throat.
Elaine just blinked her big wet eyes, and the tip of her tail softly rubbed his wrist.
Coupled with two aggrieved guttural sounds, Xu Fang's tone was instantly relieved.
Okay, why bother with a stupid fish?
But before he could fully breathe, Elaine immediately changed her face and slapped his calf with her tail, without sparing any force.
The empty plate was pushed to his chest, and his chin was raised high: "I want some more cake! Come on!"
Xu Fang: "..."
He told himself for the thousandth time: endure it. You pick it up yourself and raise it yourself.
Later, the wet mermaid got into his bed and wrapped her tail around his waist:
"Xu Fang, cold."
Xu Fang looked at the culprit who caused trouble again in his arms and slowly smiled.
"The debt for breaking up the family today," he whispered in Elaine's ear with a smile, "should be repaid in other ways."
#The mermaid you abducted by yourself must be pampered even when she is kneeling#
#What to do if a mermaid demolishes a house#
#Just come back after lessons in bed#
#OSS is also swallowing his anger today#
#But the night will always bring back the capital and profits#
Elaine in Xu Fang's eyes: Beautiful, troublesome, a big-tailed monster fish that can tear down a house.
It was also the little ancestor that he picked up with his own hands and couldn't bear to let go.
Food Guide
1: Shuangjie, he.
2: There is no deputy cp.
3: There are a lot of private settings, an imaginary background, do not substitute reality, and do not join the party with three views. The views expressed by the characters in this article do not necessarily reflect those of the author.
4: Xu Fang × Elaine, it is forbidden to speak in reverse positions and incest.
5: Some small theaters/Easter eggs/settings related to the main text will be placed in the text.
Purpose: cherish the present moment
