[The evil bird is ruthless but frivolous and aggressive VS the humanoid weapon but the stupid beauty suffers]
Zero, as the most powerful and terrifying weapon in the universe, received his last mission since leaving the factory.
The Lord said he would be freed after completing this task, and he believed it.
So he wanted to kill Shen Jie, the supreme ruler of the interstellar world, and regain his freedom.
It's a pity that the whole army was wiped out and fell into the hands of Shen Jie.
He originally thought that he would be tortured day and night like before, with no clothes or food to eat.
But who knew that instead of being tortured, he became a guest in the Governor's Mansion.
But it didn't affect him in the least that he still wanted to kill Shen Jie.
On the first day of the assassination, he failed.
Because the governor gave him a bright villa exclusively for him.
Zero: The assassination is suspended. Let's move in first.
The day after the assassination, he failed again.
Because the governor made his favorite strawberry cake.
Zero: The assassination is suspended, let's eat the cake first.
On the third day of the assassination, he failed again.
Because the governor gave him a majestic tiger.
Zero: The assassination is paused, let's brush off our hair first.
In this way, the assassination mission was delayed day by day.
What Zero didn't see was the slowly raised corners of the governor's mouth.
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Shen Jie, interstellar governor, well-deserved interstellar authority.
Countless people wanted his life, but those people died without even entering the Governor's Palace.
Except zero.
At first, Shen Jie just wanted to see how this "strongest weapon" could kill him.
But who knows, as time goes by, he changes his mind.
On the first day of the assassination, there were too many villas for people to live in, so he gave them to Zero.
Then, Zero stopped killing.
The day after the assassination, he accidentally made an extra strawberry cake. No one ate it, so he gave it zero.
Then, Zero stopped killing.
On the third day of the assassination, the restless tiger ran away. When he was found, the tiger was rubbing Ling affectionately.
Then, Zero stopped killing.
In this way, the assassination mission was delayed day by day.
Looking at Zero, who looked like an eggplant beaten by frost, Shen Jie smiled.
Finally one day Zero regained his composure and planned to carry out a silent assassination.
Opening the door, he saw the man who was supposed to be drugged by him, lying on the bed with a smile on his face, raising his eyebrows and waving at him.
The voice was lazily, "Didn't you say you wanted to kill me? Come on."
So Ling went to Shen Jie's bed.
A week has passed since I came down again.
Zero opened the web page on the terminal with a gloomy expression. Looking at the post called "One Hundred Ways to Make People Die", he doubted the authenticity of this post for the first time.
"99. Squeeze him dry and let him seduce you. All of you will die."
Ling looked solemn and glanced at Shen Jie behind him, who was full of satisfaction. He was puzzled.
Didn't you say that you can make him completely exhausted and die?
Why is he still alive?
He just wants to complete this task.
Ling looked unhappy, and Shen Jie wrapped around him like a python from behind, holding his shoulders and placing thin kisses on his body.
He said: "Shengsheng, I still have some inventory. I will die after finishing it for the last time, okay?"
Zero didn't believe it, but what happened next left him with no brain to think about.
He sighed drowsily,
Today is also the day the assassination failed :)
"Small theater"
The next day, Shen Jie, who had eaten and drank enough, looked at Ling, who was sleeping soundly next to him. He looked down at the bruises on his body that were bitten by someone, and chuckled silently.
Then he turned around and sent a web link to his assistant, with the following attachment:
Find this poster.
Assistant:?
Shen Jie: Give him a reward of 100 million.
Assistant:? ? ?
Today is also the day to trick him into going to bed :)
Reading Guide
1.1V1sche, emotional sweet cookie
2. Shou is a stand-alone processor, not really stupid.
3. Tigers are the spiritual body of Gong, not pets.
*The copy was first published on January 20, 2026, modified on January 24, 2026, and screenshots have been taken
Intention: Love will make life bloody
