[Comprehensive British and American] His Father Doesn't Like Me

You have a friend with black hair and blue eyes. One day he suddenly told you that he could no longer tolerate being an assistant and that he wanted to run away from home. You were filled with righteous indignation and helped the richest man in Gotham, but you just taught him a lesson for your friend—— His dad is so horrible, next time you have to be friends with someone whose parents are dead. * You have a friend with black hair and blue eyes. One day he suddenly tells you that he was caught stealing and will be sent to a bad boarding school. You are so indignant and helpful that you, a mere teenage criminal gang leader, are just here to save a friend— Why was your friend adopted by that person again! Can't he have a baby on his own? ! Next time, make friends with people with healthy parents. * You have a friend with black hair and blue eyes. One day he suddenly tells you that he has discovered a shocking secret and needs your help to reduce possible crises. You are filled with righteous indignation and help with all your strength. You only defend against one or two super villains, but you are just helping your friends attract that villain—— Why is he still Batman? ! Will all your friends be attracted by this person? You've had enough of Gothamites, next time you make friends with out-of-towners whose father isn't Batman. * You have a friend with black hair and blue eyes. One day he suddenly told you that he had two fathers, one of whom had ever wanted to destroy him, and the other who could not accept his existence. You were filled with righteous indignation and helped with all your strength. The two humans who gave your friends genes were just to let them learn a lesson. Anyway, this time it must have nothing to do with Batman—— Great, now Superman and Lex Luthor want to beat you up, Metropolis is really not a good place. * This is definitely not your fault, the main reason is that the black hair and blue eyes are an ominous setting, and those friendly, caring, and charming friends are all traps set by evil fathers. You looked melancholy at the black-haired, green-eyed child in front of you, who was shouting that he wanted to chop you into pieces, and fell into deep thought. This shouldn't matter, at least Batman will never adopt him. * #That year it was rainy in Gotham, you told me your dad was Batman# #The metropolis was sunny and sunny that year, your dad No. 1 Wanted to put me into the prison of the pocket universe, and dad No. 2 Wanted to drive me out of the three-dimensional space# It is marked as romance because there is a love scene, but I am not sure whether there is a male protagonist. Judging from the expected ending, it may be Batman. This is probably something to be written in the next life. Before reading this article, please make sure you have read at least one of Lovecraft's articles, otherwise you may want to beat the author to a pulp when you wait until the ending. Intention: We are good friends for life, why did your father treat me like this!