Shan Zhiyuan first learned about the word circumcision when he saw it in a TV series his mother watched when he was in kindergarten.
So later, after he had an quarrel with his best friend Guan Zheyong, he took special scissors for children, cut off the corners of his clothes, and shouted to Guan Zheyong: I want to cut off my relationship with you!
But when Guan Zheyong asked him to read a picture book together the next day, he followed him with a bump on his short legs.
The second time this word was used was after he had a fight with his good brother Guan Zheyong in junior high school. He took scissors and cut off a corner of his school uniform, and shouted to Guan Zheyong: "I will cut off my robe with you!"
But that day, he was detained by his teacher to write a self-criticism and was unable to catch the bus. Guan Zheyong took him home on his bicycle.
The third time this word was used was after the college entrance examination, when Guan Zheyong told him that he no longer wanted to be a brother with him.
Hehe.
Shan Zhiyuan was so drunk that he took a fruit knife and cut off a corner of the red T-shirt he had spent a lot of money to buy. "If we break the relationship, we will break it... We will cut off... We will cut off our robe and end our relationship."
Guan Zheyong held the piece of red cloth and said after a long silence: "Shan Zhiyuan, you are such a fool."
After breaking up the relationship, you still cursed.
Shan Zhiyuan's eyes widened and he lifted the fruit plate onto Guan Zheyong.
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Shan Zhiyuan, who had been working for five years after graduating from film school, received a notice from his agent.
Inform him to engage in prostitution with the rising new actor Guan Zheyong.
Shan Zhiyuan turned off his mobile phone, thinking that the current pig-killing plate was really high-end.
But the agent's deadly series of calls forced him to turn on his phone and take a look at the hot searches——
Who hooked him up with Guan Zheyong? ! !
Why is it still popular! ! !
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Under the pressure of the company, the desperate straight man Shan Zhiyuan still agreed to sell that shit with his former brother.
During the meal, Guan Zheyong picked fish bones for him.
When watching movies, Guan Zheyong chooses boring romance movies.
He took his seat to film the kissing scene, while Guan Zheyong looked at him with a bad face.
Even when crossing the road, Guan Zheyong would hold his hand.
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No, brother, are the sales so big?
The cold-faced, sultry movie king attacks × the heartless straight man suffers
Guan Zheyong×Shan Zhiyuan
Names may change before publication
Intention: Secret love is great