Lin Shu, the top talent who emerged from the "Hell Mode".
With a lot of energy and an air fryer, he became the youngest Chinese associate professor in the history of a prestigious medical school.
In the eyes of students, Lin Shu does not look like a human being, but more like a medical AI that is precise and accurate, available all year round, and whose emotional module has been permanently deleted.
He has no interest in the romantic and free campus life, and is immune to social interaction, poetry, and wine salons.
There are only two goals in life, Tenure (tenured teaching position) and Grant (research funding).
Facing a group of medical students who were shouting "Mental Health" and delaying their lab reports indefinitely, Lin Shu coldly threw out the "Lin's Laboratory Survival Guidelines" that shocked the whole hospital:
Article 1: Don't complain that the experiment is too tiring, otherwise it will be successful.
Article 2: It is forbidden to use "I feel" when reporting. I don't want feelings, just data, logic and results that can be voted into The Lancet.
Article 3: Don't talk about "humanistic care in medicine" in my operating room. What the patient needs is a steady, accurate, and ruthless knife, not your lame comforting poems.
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Article N (Key Point): Stay away from the man named Julian in the literature department next door. The wealthy generation who can get tenure by reading poetry are not the same species as us who stay up late and lose our hair.
Lin Shu originally thought that he would rely on this set of principles to grow old rationally, indifferently, and alone in a foreign country.
Until at a certain transnational academic conference, he encountered naked academic exclusion and public humiliation because of his Asian appearance.
Just when he was about to take it on, Professor Julian, who was blacklisted by him and could only "read poetry", elegantly unbuttoned his suit, used the most gorgeous words and the most ruthless connections, and scolded the other party to death in public on the spot.
Late at night.
Julian blocked Lin Shu at the table in the office and asked in a low voice:
"Professor Lin, your guidelines say that we are not the same species?"
Later, when Lin Shu looked at the plate of air fryer chicken wings that had been fried by Julian himself and sprinkled with authentic chili noodles, he fell into a logical confusion for the first time in his life.
Elegant and Melancholy Prince Attack × Straight Man Volume Wang Liuzi Shou
PS: Both protagonists have character flaws and are growing up.
Concept: Success is not about cutting yourself into the shape the system likes most