Straight Man but He Kissed Green Tea Bamboo Horse

The next book "Daily Life of the Fluffy Boss Rua's Wife", please collect it~ [End of full text] In a sudden car accident, Comrade Lei Feng Jiang Shu saved someone and sent him to the hospital only to find out it was Lu Wanqiao. Lu Wanqiao had been his best friend since childhood. They suddenly broke off their friendship half a year ago and have disappeared ever since. I thought it would be an embarrassment to meet old friends, but who would have thought that as soon as Lu Wanqiao opened her eyes, she would look at him with bright eyes and say, "Dear~" Jiang Shu:? ? · After some inspection, it was found that Lu Wanqiao was in a car accident and his brain was damaged. His memory was confused and he thought he was his boyfriend. He clung to Jiang Shu and refused to let go. He didn't believe anyone except him. Lu Wanqiao's family held Jiang Shu's hand with tears in their eyes and begged him to pretend to be her boyfriend to help Lu Wanqiao regain his memory. Jiang Shu took the person back home. · I thought it would be a peaceful relationship, just waiting to regain my memory and leave, but I found that the amnesiac Lu Wanqiao had become very clingy. After returning home in the evening, Lu Wanqiao leaned into his arms and said, "Jiang Jiang, I want to eat the sweet and sour pork ribs you made." Lu Wanqiao's eyes turned red when he was injured by someone making trouble: "Brother, it hurts so much. Please help me apply medicine." She even got closer and closer, staring at his lips with burning eyes: "Hubby, I want to kiss you." Jiang Shu:? Isn't this good? We are both straight! Why don't you kill me when your memory comes back? ! ! ! Jiang Shu scoffed at first, but soon lost himself in the shouts of brother and husband. An accidental fake turned out to be true. Just when everyone thought that Jiang Shu was extremely powerful, that Jiang Lu's CP had clear attacks and enemies, and that Jiang Shu wanted to treat his wife well, something happened. On the night of the philosophical exchange, Lu Wanqiao was very proactive and pushed him down on the bed as soon as he entered the bedroom. At this time, Jiang Shu didn't realize anything was wrong. He was gentle and gentlemanly: "Don't worry, I will be gentler and I will love you well." Lu Wanqiao's face was filled with emotion: "My dear, you are so kind." As he spoke, a pair of well-jointed hands clasped the thin waistline in the palm of his hand, pressing the person firmly under him, with no intention of getting up. Jiang Shu:? What's going on? Do you think it's cool to suppress your husband? Then. Damn it, this bitch looks so weak to Wenwen, why is he so strong? ! Damn it, Lu Wanqiao, does that thing of yours match your looks? ! ! ! After eating and wiping everything down, a weak man held Jiang Shu in his arms with a gentle smile: "Honey, you were so great last night." Jiang Shu: @#! ……￥%#&Lu Wanqiao, I am your uncle! CP: Green Tea Vinegar Essence/A love brain attack on my wife who is tricked every day x Self-righteousness/A tsundere wife who is tricked every day Lu Wanqiao (attack) x Jiang Shu (receiver) This article is also known as: "My Silly Sweet Wife and Me" (what Jiang Shu thought) "Recently, through my unremitting efforts, my plan to cheat my wife back by pretending to have amnesia was a complete success" (Lu Wanqiao's perspective) 1v1, HE, daily sweet cookies. The settings are all designed to serve the protagonist's emotions, and logic should never be taken seriously (kneel down gently) The number of words in the copy is limited and there are slight discrepancies in the details of the text, but the basic plot is the same. ====Copywriting of the next book "Daily Life of the Fluffy Boss Rua's Wife"==== Shen Ciqing is a civet cat. After decades of cultivation, he transformed into a human and escaped to experience human life. I was deceived by the free lunch box and became an artist of Xingyao Entertainment. I have to appear in a variety show next week. Shen Ciqing:? Did you agree to just smile, shoot videos and play games? Humans are bad things! After sneaking into the bar and drinking too much, Shen Ciqing fell into the arms of a strange man in confusion, failing to maintain his human form and exposing his tail. The trembling tail was held by a long and powerful hand, and it was lifted from the tip of the tail to the root of the tail. This position was extremely sensitive. Shen Ciqing shivered when she was touched. She could only hold back her tears and beg for mercy: "Please spare me..." · Liang Yan is unkind and decisive in killing, and he is the "living king of hell" that no one in the circle dares to offend. No one knows that he has a secret: Liang Yan is a serious fluff addict. Liang Yan was shocked by his experience in the bar. He touched the furry... Cat tail on that person? It was slender and soft, trying its best to wrap around his waist. It was a feeling that I had never touched before, and I had secretly relived it countless times in my heart when I realized it. Liang Yan found Shen Ciqing, handed him a contract, and wanted to meet regularly. "The pay is easy." "I have only one request." The man's eyes fell on his lower back. Shen Ciqing guarded her furry tail in her arms vigilantly: "What's the benefit of me promising you?" Liang Yan threw out a stack of black cards and a stack of real estate certificates with a calm expression: "I don't need to live in your staff dormitory anymore." Shen Ciqing's eyes immediately lit up like two big light bulbs: "Benefactor!" Ignoring Liang Yan's cold face, she kept pushing the tail into his hand: "Touch as much as you want! Do you need any other services?" Otherwise, he would not feel at ease here! Liang Yan withdrew his hand and looked indifferent. He just wants a kitten to take advantage of, and has no interest in people. · On the first day of the contract, the boy with a delicate face smiled brightly and rubbed his furry ears: "Brother, I like you so much!" On the second day of the contract, Shen Ciqing put on a loose pajamas with a wide open collar and threw herself into his arms. Liang Yan couldn't dodge, his dark eyes were like two deep pools: "What are you doing?" The kitten blinked a pair of beautiful peach blossom eyes, the bottom of the eyes were sparkling, and the ends of the eyes were red: "Well... I feel dizzy, I hiccup... I feel like I'm drunk." Liang Yan frowned. The means are great. · Some time later, Liang Yan met with a friend and casually mentioned Shen Ciqing's many behaviors, unable to hide his sadness: "If I confess my love, how should I politely reject him?" The friend clenched his fists: "..." If you don't like it, give it to me. It's a pity that Mr. Liang couldn't wait to express his love. One day Shen Ciqing excitedly took his hand and wanted to take him out: "Boyfriend, do you want to meet my other two boyfriends? They are also very good human beings." Liang Yan:? "Boyfriend" is not "boyfriend", and even the "brother" he thought was a flirtation, he only really regarded himself as his brother. Liang Yan's eyes were dark, and his thin lips pursed into a cold arc. · It was night, and the man picked up the beauty who was kneeling on the bed. Her tall figure enveloped her, her aura was overwhelming, but her tone was gentle. "Have you thought about it? What should you call me?" The boy's delicate face was shrouded in shadow, his eyes had a pitiful glint, and his thick eyelashes blinked helplessly. "Brother, uh... Husband! Husband!" *Aloof on the outside and coquettish on the inside/a big boss with a tough mouth x cute and innocent straight balls/a kitten who says "human beings are too complicated" Purpose: Pay attention to personal and property safety, and be wary of acquaintance fraud traps.