What should I do if I am targeted by Bai Yueguang, who I once had a crush on?
Xie Sinian: Kneel down and say sorry to him. Then, give him another blow.
Song Yuheng raised his eyebrows: Just like that back then?
Xie Sinian's eyes were sinister: No, you have to be smarter this time and stab him in the heart.
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Xie Sinian is a well-known mascot in the world of immortality. Although his talent is average, he is extremely popular.
After all, no one dislikes a mascot that is both obedient and sweet-mouthed, except for his master, the pretending dog who refuses to eat, the old God of War "Yuheng Immortal" who has expired eight hundred years ago.
——The daily life of master and apprentice is like:
Xie Sinian: "Master, respected..."
Song Yuheng: "Get out."
Xie Sinian: "Okay."
Inner OS: Damn, if it weren't for using his fame to seize the throne, who the hell would be here to support him.
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A whirling fantasy.
The dream god asked Xie Sinian to repent of his past mistakes.
He thought hard about it, ranging from the fact that he secretly betrayed the sect many times to the fact that when he was a child, his evil intentions crushed a nest of ants to death, and they all fell out in one fell swoop.
Dream God: "No more?"
Xie Sinian: "Believe me, I dare to swear a poisonous oath!"
Dream God: "si duck has a tough mouth!"
? ! !
You are such a duck! !
Xie Sinian was heartbroken and looked up to see his bastard master with golden light on his head.
His first thought at the moment was: saved!
Xie Sinian was so excited that he burst into tears.
However, before he could call for help, he heard his master say in a cold tone:
"Hmph, Feixian Pavilion was really grateful for your care three years ago."
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Xie Sinian put away his tears and suddenly remembered:
Three years ago, a young boy with red lips and white teeth was indeed thrown into a mass grave alive because of him.
At that time, everyone was crying and wiping away their tears. It was so pitiful that Young Master Xie suffered such misdeeds, but no one knew that the good-for-nothing young man from a poor family was the real victim.
After all, who would have thought that that night, he took the initiative to strip off his clothes and put the person into his arms, but because he was scolded by the other person, he was so anxious that he raised his hand and gave the other person a knife?
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The suffering of the past few days began to have a root cause.
Xie Sinian's eyes were filled with tears:
"Master... Just listen to me and I'm cunning - bah, just listen to my disciple explain to you."
Song Yuheng: "If you don't want to die, throw away that broken knife in your sleeve!"
Xie Sinian quickly threw the knife away with an innocent look on his face:
"This... This... This... This... Misunderstanding... A real misunderstanding, Master, how could my disciple want to kill you, who is so handsome and charming and loves me."
Song Yuheng picked up a certain chick with one hand, his face clouded:
"It's hard to say."
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Crazy criticism of the violent, beautiful, powerful and miserable fairy vs. The second generation of the white-cut black drama fairy
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