
Hey, Am I Not a Little Genius in Cultivating Immortals?
诶,我不是修仙小天才嘛
by Yi Jie Yu Zhou (一介余舟)
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- Completed
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- 115k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
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- 3mo ago
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- JJWXC
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[For those who cultivate immortality, cultivating immortality is never a trivial matter] unit direction Unit 1: [After my old enemy died, I was so happy that I set off firecrackers for three days and three nights] (☑️) Li Xiaowu x Chen Shiying (simple, gentle and aggressive x arrogant and unrestrained) Chen Shiying, a relic of God, the Dragon Clan hopes that according to the road paved by his elders, he should comply with the will of his superiors, eliminate disasters, and then make great progress all the way, and ascend to the fairyland supported by thousands of people. However, God played a joke on him. In his Wangtinghua territory, he met the senior brother of Izumo Mountain, Li Xiaowu, who had the same God's script as him. Looking at the face that was completely aesthetic, Chen Shiying blushed secretly and decided to give up competing with this simple and over-the-top domestic guy for the time being. But this guy was not lovable at all. After losing control for countless times, Chen Shiying couldn't bear it when looking at Li Xiaowu's cold eyes. He secretly swore that the person he hated most in his life was Li Xiaowu. When he learned about Li Xiaowu's death during a sword inquiry, he was so happy that the firecrackers and gongs and drums went off loudly for three days and three nights. But after thinking about it later, I couldn't let him die so peacefully. So Chen Shiying chased her all the way to the human world, but she didn't expect that he would become Li Xiaowu's fiancé? ! Looking at Li Xiaowu, who looked a little shy in a red wedding dress, Chen Shiying decided: get married! Must get married! After all, he is the husband. 1. The United States attacks and is handsome 2. Two-way secret love double thick arrows The second unit: [I am dead, my senior brother who hates me is possessed by a demon] Chen Jianping x He Gui (crying yandere gong x proud and self-respecting demon Xiu Shou) If you ask Shen Jianping who is his favorite person in the world? He will definitely answer proudly: It's senior brother. This senior brother is not that senior brother, but the senior brother who pulled him into the path of cultivating immortality - He Gui. Shen Jianping, the most ordinary beggar in the world, was taken home to be his junior brother just because he pulled the corner of He Gui's clothes on the street. Shen Jianping said: I don't know, the food cooked by senior brother is delicious! Just when he was immersed in the magical days where he could eat the food cooked by his senior brother every day and sleep with him, one windy and snowy night, his senior brother left a sword and left... Gone? ! Shen Jianping always thought that he was so good at eating that he scared his senior brother away, so he decided to eat less in the future! Until he came to Izumo Mountain after all the hardships and was accepted as a disciple by Sangyue Immortal Lord. After following his senior brother Li Xiaowu into the Wangting Fairyland, he met someone he had not seen for a long time: "Senior brother!" The young man was ecstatic, and just about to pounce on him, he found that his senior brother was filled with dark evil energy. Shen Jianping: ∑(;°Д°) What can be done? I can only follow my senior brother relentlessly. It wasn't until the sword in his hand was inserted into He Gui's chest that Shen Jianping looked up as if feeling something. He saw a sarcastic smile on his senior brother's lips, and then slowly fell into his arms. Senior brother... Is dead? ? ? ———— He Gui always felt that Shen Jianping was sick. When they first met, he hugged his thigh tightly and couldn't get rid of him no matter how hard he shook it off. His trousers were muddy with tears and snot, and he could only lead people to the mountains where he practiced. But this fool doesn't know how to call him Master, so why does he keep calling him Senior Brother? He Gui sneered, he would really praise himself. …… Looking at the young man's sword thrust into his heart and the tears on his face, He Gui felt relieved. Forget it, I'll treat it as something I owe you. However, when he opened his eyes, what he saw in front of him was not the dark sky of Hades, but the cave where the two of them lived together? No? Is he reborn? Oh, no, it turns out that this kid has learned the evil cultivation method, bound his soul to hide, and wants to resurrect me. He's really promising (gritting his teeth) 1. Senior brother accepts, junior brother attacks 2. He, must be he Unit 3: [Isn't the sword cultivator's wife a sword?] Sang Liuying Has Immortal Sangyue left seclusion today? Sang Liuying, the leader of swordsmanship, has a beautiful scenery and can kill immortals and demons with one sword. But there is one problem: he likes to retreat. Because he was in seclusion, he missed countless major events in the world of immortality: Why did his eldest disciple almost massacre all the immortal cultivators and then got married? ! What does it mean that his little apprentice sent a demon cultivator to the immortal world and became an immortal in one step? Oh, I didn't go. Are you married too? ! What does it mean that the immortal medicine appears in the world, only to be snatched away by the clone of heaven? The young master of the demon clan was fucked by cabbage... Sang Liuying looked over what happened over the years and fell deeply into thought. It seemed that his inner demons had arisen and it was not a big deal that he would not be able to ascend in this life. Until his best friend curiously asked him what he had learned in seclusion, he calmly touched the sword and answered: "I think the Taoist monk who practices swordsmanship should be a swordsman." ———— Chuexian had very complicated feelings about Sang Liuying. On the one hand, he wanted to kill him to get rid of the queen, but on the other hand, he couldn't see him getting hurt or using other swords. In such a contradictory psychology, the first quarter of the lunar month became abnormal. He began to restrict everything about Sang Liuying. He was not allowed to touch other swords and could only stay by his side. Chuexian always thought that Sang Liuying must hate him so much for treating him like this, but the young immortal master took his hand and said with bright eyes, "Are you my sword?" In other words, are you my destined wife? 1. The relationship between the two is very complicated. 2. Be Reading guide: Unit-oriented, each story takes place within a world view, and there is mutual communication between characters, which does not affect reading. After writing a story, I am revising it at Uni-President After a story is written, there will be a check mark at the back. I believe in the author. Intention: Cultivation of immortality is no small matter, it is a major matter in the world


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