The first time Xu Zhi remembered Zhou Yan was in the physical education class of his freshman year of high school.
Zhou Yan took off his pants.
Xu Zhi beat him up and sent him to the hospital.
The bridge was thus forged. One thinks the other is a mad dog, and the other thinks the other is a rogue. Throughout the first year of high school, the two have a tacit understanding that the other is the greatest unlucky person in life.
As a result, the second year of high school was divided into classes, and the two of them were put into the same classroom and became seatmates.
Zhou Yan slapped the table: "I apply for a class change." Xu Zhi said coldly: "I obey the teacher's assignment."
Later.
Zhou Yan: "Xu Zhi, stay away from that person."
Zhou Yan: "He is just a friend of mine, straight."
Zhou Yan: "I was fucking straight before!"
And later.
Zhou Yan was pulled by the river. He thought Xu Zhi was finally going to take revenge, but Xu Zhi's breath was very close at hand: "Zhou Yan, I really like you."
Zhou Yan's head buzzed: "I'm a straight man..."
Xu Zhi smiled: "Will a straight man kiss me?"
What's wrong is that he, a 24k pure straight man, was targeted by his mortal enemy.
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"You are the accident I least want to admit."
"Why didn't I beat you to death before?"
"Damn it, who are you dating now?"
Cold Mad Dog Attack × Irritated Straight Man Suffer
Intention: Love is not about changing the other person, but making each other more complete.
