Alien Civilizations Are Also Attacking the Earth Today

In order to successfully attack the earth, the aliens decided to send an advance team to infiltrate the earth's people in order to find out the earth's weaknesses and deliver a precise blow when they attack the earth in the future. Alien No. 1 Landed in the bathtub of a certain animal house! After observing the lives of social animals, I patted my chest. Human beings hate work the most, especially working overtime and arriving early, making less money and not having holidays is a dead-end feeling. Alien No. 2 Fainted on the side of the road. Human beings are most afraid of being helped or not (whether to obey or not, whether to be rich or not). Alien Three becomes a cat owned by a rich man. Humans become slaves at the feet of cats. Alien Four becomes an astronomer. They want to break away from earth civilization and explore the universe. Alien No. 5 Turns into an old man. Humans are afraid of Yanjin shrimps, Erduolong. * Social Animal No. 1: A weirdo came into the house, claiming to be my cousin. He talked nonsense every day, saying that the attack on the earth was just around the corner, so he decided to be kind and send him to a mental hospital. To support or not to help No. 2: If a person falls on the ground with no bruises or scratches, and lies in front of your car with his eyes blinking, should you call the police or call the police? Rich Man No. 3: The cat at home wants to step on my face every day. How can I let him see that although I am not reluctant on the surface, I am very happy in my heart. A colleague from the same department: My colleague has recently suffered from Parkinson's disease of Earth's civilization. Whenever anyone mentions the secrets of the Earth, he will tremble all over and laugh wildly with a ferocious face. Old men and women: You old thing, it seems like you have regained your health recently, your eyesight is no longer dull, your ears are no longer deaf, you can walk two miles with a twist of your waist, and you can even lift Lao Wang, who is in the bed next to you, with one hand. Should you sign him up for the Science of Approaching program? Intention: Live well and make progress every day