
It's Rude to Disturb a Bird's Courtship!
打扰鸟类求偶很不礼貌!
by Conscience Is Still Intact (良心未泯)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 118k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeWestern Fantasy
- POVDual POV
- Age18+
- Absurd Comedy
- Coming of Age
- Cute Pets
- Devoted Love
- Lighthearted
- Sweet Story
Synopsis
Please collect [frank and clingy attack × gentle facial control] short film cookie Note: The bird is attacking A bead-necked turtle dove lives on the outdoor unit of Bai Fan's air conditioner. After he upgraded Gugu's rough house into a fully decorated room, he received Gugu's thanks. But verbally... It's not that there is no sincerity, it's just that the scene of the bird talking impacts Bai Fan's worldview shaped by materialism for more than 20 years. Bai Fan could no longer deceive himself when Gugu, who had big hands, turned into a man with a figure and a face as good as that of a model in front of him. Fortunately, Bai Fan was not fooled by the beauty (actually he was too frightened to see his face clearly), and when the unknown creature transformed into a bead-necked turtle dove, he threw Gu Gu out of the window. The red spots turned into a perfect parabola. "Gu?" In the end, Bai Fan picked up Sha Gugu again out of worry and guilt. But in the perception of birds, living in a nest = being a companion, so Baifan = companion. Bai Fan:? ? ? Not so! ! I'm a human, you're a bird, and we have reproductive isolation! No, we are both males, so we don't match each other! Although he is indeed handsome Zhu Ban was in tears: I met a scumbag who refused to acknowledge his courtship. Bai Fan: Don't spread rumors if you don't believe them. After accepting the fact that she once again failed to court a mate, Zhu Ban lived a happy life with no worries about food and drink, and a close relationship with Bai Fan. Silly Gugu seems to have forgotten that he escaped from the Goblin Association to seek a mate... But Bai Fan, who was tired of taking pictures of people and swore that he would only use his personal camera to take pictures of birds, couldn't help but press the shutter when a red-spotted figure appeared in the viewfinder. But it all seems to be under the surveillance of a pair of eyes. After ten years of photographing birds, no one knows him, but once a handsome guy appears in the camera, he is famous all over the world. Zhuban's photo became famous overnight, but the Fairy Association came to visit. Bai Fan thought about the sadomasochism between human and demon in ancient and modern times, both at home and abroad, including The Legend of White Snake, A Chinese Ghost Story, The Unresolved Love between Humans and Ghosts... None of these happened. The president of the Goblin Association brought Zhu Ban's full set of identity documents and trusteeship documents. But it went so well, did the president really have no other purpose? Food guide: 1v1, pure love funny and sweet articles, he The story of a gentle man and the cute bird Tie Tie Gong is the Pearl-necked Turtle Dove, the bird on the cover. It looks a bit like a pigeon, with a circle of white spots around its neck and a very plump breast. ————————Separation line for pre-received documents———————— Open in May "The Really Fragrant Boss Who Was Always Abandoned" (The fake love brain with a sweet mouth and a hard heart × the true love brain with a mouth that is too honest) The fake love brain doesn't mean that it doesn't love! [Optimism and alertness × Pride and abstinence attack] (Abstinence is forced by the actual situation, not voluntary) Cheng Qiyan thought that after his dog-gambling father suffered retribution, he and his sister would live a good life. But I didn't expect that I would also have an accident and be bound to the quick travel system. Fortunately, he learned that as long as he earned enough points, he could go home. A strategy mission with high points appeared in front of Cheng Qiyan. As long as he succeeds, he will be able to collect the points to untie the knot. He didn't carefully study why a common task of avatar + crematorium had such high points, so he took it without hesitation. Qin Siyi is a legendary taskmaster in the Quick Travel Bureau, and every task he handles is 100% completed. He likes to pick tasks with high points. And it just so happened that Cheng Qiyan's mission was chosen this time. In this way, both of them were defeated by the main system at the same time. This is a rare dual strategy mission. For general strategy missions, falling in love with the target is a big no-no. It could ruin your career at worst, or be wiped out by the system at worst. This is contrary to the dual strategy mission. In order to fool people into accepting it, the main system erased the logo of the double strategy. However, when true love comes, the effect is so strange. The two of them were stunned, making each other's favorability rise steadily. The mission actually progressed subtly like this. But Qin Siyi didn't believe that he would fall in love with someone in the mission world. This was an insult to his professional ethics. Cheng Qiyan also suppressed his emotions. He was helping others with tasks, and he could not and should not fall in love with the target of his capture. After a conflict, the two were forced to truly face their hearts. How they wished they were people in this world. But they are not, they are just doing tasks for others. How could I let myself fall into this? In other words... They were not allowed to fall in. But after a while... During the day, I just finished playing a sadomasochism scene in which Bai Yueguang returns to China. Qin Siyi climbed into Cheng Qiyan's bed at night. They both agreed silently, but they already knew that the person in their arms did not belong to this world. Before the mission was over, Qin Siyi asked his system to upgrade the large bed in the space again, changed all the items into couple models, and transformed the decoration into a wedding room. Before Cheng Qiyan met Qin Siyi, he had never wavered in the idea of leaving the Quick Travel Bureau and returning to real life. After getting to know Qin Siyi, I just felt a little more reluctant to let him go. When Qin Siyi found out that he had been abandoned by the First Chaos and the Last. How could he, who had always had everything go smoothly, suffer such grievances? Even if Cheng Qiyan is at the end of the world, he will chase him back! [Optimism and rationality × Pride and abstinence attack] (The fake love brain with a sweet mouth and a tough heart × the true love brain with a disdainful mouth and an honest heart) The fake love brain is not that he doesn't love, he is just more pragmatic and rational! Summary: This is a story about rational people and sensibility, but restraint and impulsiveness. Food Guide 1v1, he, Shuangjie (previously completed strategy tasks without getting distracted or distracted) There are some ancient bloody elements that pull pure love. Dual systems, dual strategies, not a quick travel article. Emotional flow. A bit sadistic, but overall a sweet story ————-Advance collection ends———— Concept: Limited life can carry infinite love
