"Nendie Work Diary"
Week 1 Monday
On the first day of employment, the supervisor was a pink bat, codenamed Tiantian.
Take over three live broadcast rooms: Ying Zheng, Sun Quan, and Cao Zhi.
It turns out that what Qin Shihuang thought about every day was how to pass the safety regulations in chemical experiments, Sun Quan was seriously sharing his entrepreneurial financing experience, and Cao Zijian would place an order for a hundred boxes of grapes sold by his brother when he was drunk.
The history books don't mention this.
Today's experience: Between preventing Brother Zheng from publicly discussing the art of immortality and persuading Cao Zhi to drink less, I chose to block keywords such as "Jingzhou" and "Hefei" in Sun Quan's live broadcast room.
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One year summary
Planned and executed the "Wanchao Huacai Carnival".
We coordinated the schedules of forty-seven historical figures or teams, and solved such needs as "Li Bai requested an open-air stage and sufficient drinks", "Zhu Yuanzhang raised objections to the security inspection specifications for admission", and "Li Qingzhao wanted the lighting to match the artistic conception of "Slow Sound"" and other needs.
In the end, a chaotic, wonderful and difficult-to-reproduce party was presented, from "The Music of the King of Qin" to "Dance of Feather Clothes", from the pot throwing competition to the demonstration of firearms (imitation), and finally ended with the full chorus of "Shui Tiao Song Tou" sung by Su Shi.
Seeing the First Emperor's evaluation of "fair", Li Bai saying "pleasant", Wu Zetian slightly nodding, Su Shi was busy distributing his new trial-produced "Dongpo Cake" to everyone -
Suddenly I felt that this job might not be about managing history.
It's about salvaging those fresh human moments that are submerged by grand narratives.
Then, carefully show them to people in the present.
Private notes at the end of the log
They are not symbols.
He is an emperor who complains about KPIs, he is a poet who complains when he is drunk that his talent is not recognized, he is an entrepreneur who is keen on sharing but is always criticized, and he is a gourmet who is obsessed with finding the best heat for a certain dish.
My job is to ensure that these "treasures in the world" can shine and heat in this office where ancient and modern meet, without accidentally lifting the roof.
By the way, record all this.
——Chen Kaiji, Civilization Resonance Coordinator No. 62785, On another night in need of caffeine.
————Spoiler version introduction
Traveling to a different world that resonates with history, Chen Kaiji became the administrator of the Super Era Administration. His work includes but is not limited to:
Worked as a room manager in Cao Pi's grape live broadcast room;
Review the "Spicy Instant Noodles Challenge" video by Liu Che, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty;
Stop the quarrel between Emperor Qin Shihuang and Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty on the forum about the "KPI for expanding territory";
Planned "A Thousand Years on the Bite of the Tongue" and asked Su Shi and Yuan Mei to comment on hot pot;
Develop an "immersive Chu-Han War War Experience Project" and dissuade Liu Bang and Xiang Yu from starting a real war;
Finally, the program was arranged for the "Wanchao Friendship Party": Li Bai's poetry recitation, Gongsun Auntie's sword dance, Ji Kang's "Guangling San"...
Chen Kaiji: I just want to work. Why do I feel like I am a nanny for the entire civilization?
This article is also known as: "What kind of work did historical celebrities do today" and "How to scientifically manage your ancestors".
Purpose: History and culture are the treasures of civilization