Man, I Took Your Panties Away!

Insist that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, social animals cannot become sperms* After the founding of the People's Republic of China, beautiful kittens become spermatozoa Bai Song recently encountered something unspeakable. When he discovered this, he was holding the last piece of clean underwear in the cabinet and couldn't get his head around it for a long time. The friend on the other side of the phone scratched his head and said it was impossible. Are there still perverts who steal men's underwear these days? "Who knows, I live on the sixth floor," Bai Song grabbed the last fig leaf before the waves faded and opened the door, "It can't be that my roommate stole my underwear, right?" As luck would have it, his roommate who was loved by everyone and whose cars had flat tires happened to be walking to the door of his room holding a water glass. The words "My roommate stole my underwear" were slapped loudly on people's faces. Bai Song almost tore the last pair of underwear in his hand to pieces in embarrassment. He raised his hand holding the phone and said hi silently. —————————— After apologizing, Wu Tingxue entered the house with a cup in her hand. As soon as she closed the door, two fluffy cat ears popped out of her round head. His brows were solemn, and his pink-padded paws lifted the pillow, revealing six pairs of underwear of different colors. He pressed his right paw with his left paw, bit the black tail with his sharp teeth and rubbed it, and warned himself bitterly that he could not steal again. ———————— Bai Song's last pair of life-saving underwear disappeared. He was so angry that he asked the landlord for the surveillance video of the living room. People who watched the video were panicking. Bai Song was stunned but couldn't find a suspicious figure in it. He squinted his eyes and almost fell asleep with his fingers on the mouse, when the door to his roommate's room slowly opened. In the dark night, a white cat with a black tail jumped out. The cat skillfully opened his door, skillfully held his underwear in its mouth, and skillfully entered his roommate's room. Before entering the room, those blue eyes glanced haughtily at the surveillance camera, as if to say—— ——Man, I took away your panties! Purpose: To establish friendly relations between the human and demon worlds