Cucumber (God): Give you three wishes
Taozi (90): Immortality of youth, time travel, and one more... Cucumber, come and accompany me
Post-80s
Pei Ge: God, I am innocent, I just came in to borrow toilet paper!
Peiji: God, give me another chance. I will never go to the toilet without toilet paper in the future!
Peiji: God, please let me die! !
God struck him with lightning, and Peiji fainted.
From now on, no matter how much you are hurt, you will not die.
Post-90s
Taozi: Cucumber, I want to try the feeling of "immortality".
Taozi: Cucumber, I want you to accompany me~
Taozi: Cucumber, don't just pick up a passerby and give it to me to chop!
Cucumber (god) was silent, and Leng Buding kicked Tao Zi's delicate ass.
Make the sign of the cross and the Lord will bless you.